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Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Rachel: Oh, youre one of those. But yknow what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other.
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Chandler: You kidding? Youre the most beautiful woman in most rooms (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whats going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Monica: Youre a really good kisser.
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Theyre in my bag over there. (Points.)
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way youre doing this wedding now. Okay?
Carol: Oh I I think theyre funny.
Rachel: Or Carol! But theyre funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Joey: What? I I just figured since youre pregnant youre not gonna be seeing people.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Joey: Well. I guess you think youre pretty special huh? Sittin up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well yknow what? (Throws the script away) This is one star whos hoop This is a star that the hoopthis hoopI was Dr. Drake Remoray!
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Rachel: Well since Im movin out and-and youre so beautiful
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Ross: No, were not!!
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Ross: No, were not.
Rachel: Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!
Phoebe: Were all right.
Phoebe: Were all right.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Rachel: Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, youre not gonna come with me?
Chandler: Youre arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!
Joey: But youre spittin all over me man!
Ross: Yeah, youre right.
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Joey: What is the big deal? Its not like were exclusive.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
Joey: Great! Thanks! Youre gonna love her so much. AndOh, shes the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, yknow the S.A.Ts?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Phoebe: Theyre at the coffeehouse.
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: No youre not.
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that were gonna get married.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I dont think its the kind youre gonna like.
Tommy: I think were here.
Carol: Youre a genius, Ross.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Monica: Were kidding!
Phoebe: No! Because hes in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, youre just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Yknow, its too late! You missed youre chance! Im sorry, I know this must be really hard, its over.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Rachel: (She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Chandler: I got it! Scotch tape. (Theyre right.)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Chandler: Youre our age!
Megan: Oh, youre so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Rachel: I know (she touches Emma’s head) but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Ross: Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Joey: (to Billy) So youre the gynaecologist?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Joey: Oh, youre switching apartments?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Phoebe: Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Phoebe: Theyre not even touching the lasagna!