words in movies
Phoebe: Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first youre really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Joey: Youre smoking again?!
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: Yeah, youre right.
Ross: Oh, you-youre-youre one to talk.
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? Youre a horrible skier.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Carol: Youre a genius, Ross.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
Joey: Great! Thanks! Youre gonna love her so much. AndOh, shes the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, yknow the S.A.Ts?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Joey: Im gonna miss you, youre the hottest roommate I ever had.
Leslie: Aw, youre right, youre right. Im sorry.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. Ill wait for you. Do you even know how long youre going to be gone?
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: Youre kidding?! Thats great!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Phoebe: Theyre at the coffeehouse.
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! Were done!
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: No youre not.
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that were gonna get married.
Mark: Why do all youre coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?
Joey: Oh. (realises) Ohh. Ohh, youre out of your mind.
Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was natures way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But youre not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but youre not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Joey: Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I dont think its the kind youre gonna like.
Tommy: I think were here.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Monica: Were kidding!
Phoebe: No! Because hes in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, youre just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Yknow, its too late! You missed youre chance! Im sorry, I know this must be really hard, its over.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Rachel: (She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Chandler: I got it! Scotch tape. (Theyre right.)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes. (Theyre perfect so far.)
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Chandler: Youre our age!
Phoebe: I, but youre so close! No!
Rachel: I know (she touches Emma’s head) but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out.
Megan: Oh, youre so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Rachel: (worried) Okay please, youre kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Ross: Pheebs, I think shes great. Okay? Were going out again.
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Joey: (to Billy) So youre the gynaecologist?
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
Rachel: And youre still not attracted to him at all?
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Joey: Listen I uh (He takes her hand.) Its a scary world out there especially if youre a single mom. Yknow, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond. Yknow? So, (gets down on one knee again) Rachel Green will you marry me?
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Joey: Oh, youre switching apartments?
Monica: Youre wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Ross: Monicas right. Were talking about getting married here. Okay? She-she cant just rush into this.
Phoebe: Youre Elizabeths father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Chandler: You are, youre gonna leave me like this?
Phoebe: Theyre not even touching the lasagna!
Joanna: You tell your friend Chandler that were definately broken up this time.
Ross: (crying) I hope youre a better father than youre a friend!! (Cries again and Joey wakes up in horror.)
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Doug: Well, say no more. Y'know it takes guts to bring this up. Bing! Youre okay.
Rachel: Were not actors.
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Alice: None. But if there was something you wanted to tell us, were just gonna be right over there (points to the counter) having coffee.
Joey: Come on man, youre not a potato.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
Ross: I dunno, maybe its because youre really sarcastic. Or maybe its cause you uh-
Rachel: Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Chandler: Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Phoebe: Youre the best. Thanks. Oh!
Rachel: Were the Cobras!
Chandler: Wait! Youre going out with Kathy!
Rachel: Yeah, Phoebe youre awful!
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?