words in movies
Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.
Phoebe: I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.
Monica: Yeah, apparently, theyre pretty good seats.
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Joey: Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.
Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Chandler: No. No. Were not gonna do that, yknow why? Because its not an even trade.
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Monica: Theyre green?
Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.
Rachel: What? Shut up! Were winning!
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Emily: Were getting married!
Chandler: Oh yeah, thats very nice. Plus, yknow they were free and theyre too small.
Monica: No, were not! Were not leaving!
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
Cashier: I can tell you work out. (Ross is please and Rachel looks at him confused.) A paleontologist who works out, youre like Indiana Jones. (Rachel has a disbelieving look on her face.)
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Joey: So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Phoebe: �kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting Chandler.) Hey�hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don�t people know, you�re not allowed to smoke in public spaces?
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that youre gonna have the baby and I dont want to lose again!
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Rachel: Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks youre going to call her?
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Phoebe: Okay, so when youre done with your tea Ill look at your leaves and tell you your fortune.
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Rachel: Joey, honey, I dont think youre supposed to go back there.
Phoebe: Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when were married!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Monica: Youre just new at this, itll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldnt have been easy but you figured that out.
(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing theyre arms to shake each others hand, and Ross says )
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Rachel: Yeah actually, I think were gonna take off too. We rented a movie.
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Ross: Oh sweetie, when do you think youre going to get off tonight?
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Joey: Oh, youre kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? Im an actor; Im kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Chandler: Oh yeah, that�s what she says. But maybe you�re not ovulating at all, maybe it�s just a clever ruse to get me into bed.
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Rachel: All right fine! Youre not invited to the party were gonna have either.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Joey: Phoebe! Were both (points at Ross and himself) your backup?!
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Joey: OK, listen Ive been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? Its a show, but were just dancing, OK? Its no big deal. The important thing to remember stay cool.
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
(Theyre all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Ross: Thats the day youre gonna die? Seedarnit, Ive got shuffleboard that day.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Monica: Okay, were gonna need a distraction.
The Casting Director: Well, the director thinks youre really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.
Chandler: Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Chandler: Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Alice: Were gonna have a big family, Ive always wanted a big family!
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Janine: Hey! Youre a good dancer!
Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Ross: Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!