words in movies
Joey: Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!
Ross: (interrupting her) Okay. Okay. If uh, if youre gonna do this, then Im gonna do that. (Points to the bathroom.) So (Starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Joey: Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Cashier: I can tell you work out. (Ross is please and Rachel looks at him confused.) A paleontologist who works out, youre like Indiana Jones. (Rachel has a disbelieving look on her face.)
Phoebe: Sounds like youre a little jealous.
Phoebe: Well its just like youre trying too hard. Always making jokes, yknow, you justYou come off a little needy.
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
The Cooking Teacher: Okay Joey, youre up next. (Tries one of his cookies.) This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
The Cooking Teacher: If youre a professional chef, what are you doing taking Introduction to Cooking?
The Cooking Teacher: Oh yes! Youre an excellent chef! As a person youre a little
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Monica: Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Monica: Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?
Phoebe: Because youre marrying him!
Dr. Green: 74?! I ordered the 75! Thats a magnificent wine! The 74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! (The waiters dumbfounded) Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why youre a waiter?
Chandler: Kinda. Theyre really big.
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. Im sorry. Youre right, youre right.
Rachel: Were paying for this yknow.
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Rachel: (on the phone) No, no, no, Im looking at a purchase order right here and it clearly states that we ordered the Rivera bikini in a variety of sizes and colours. And.... (listens) What does it matter, what Im wearing?! Can I please speak to your supervisor? (listens) Thank you. (to Sophie) Were holding.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Richard: Yeah! Youre saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Phoebe: Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Monica: Well, youre-youre sweating.
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Rachel: Oh, come on now, dont keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because youre in for a rough ride! (He backs into the door.)
David: Okay, were good.
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.