words in movies
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, youre the next caller.
Ross: So its looks like were the first ones here.
(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing theyre arms to shake each others hand, and Ross says )
Tommy: I think were here.
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Rachel: Were not actors.
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, youre the next caller.
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Joey: Oh, absolutely! Youre talented and youre good looking.
Kate: Oh, youre sweet and cute.
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, youre just so, youre so, so (She passes out and slumps against his shoulder.)
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. Youre call is very important to us.
Phoebe: Im so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see youre play. I swear youre play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Youre play is the next play is the next play Im gonna see.
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Monica: Were kidding!
Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, Im so cute, Im a little chick whos disgusting! God, youre so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
(Theyre all staring at him, with big, huge smiles on their faces.)
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Ross: Thats the day youre gonna die? Seedarnit, Ive got shuffleboard that day.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Rachel: But ah, youre safe from it if its in the freezer?
Monica: Okay, were gonna need a distraction.
The Casting Director: Well, the director thinks youre really right for the part and wants to meet you tomorrow.
Chandler: Yeah, were gonna have to get you out of those shoes.
Ross: Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! Theyre mean and theyre stupid and-and I dont want my son learning them!
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Chandler: Yeah well, too bad were gonna have to return them.
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Ross: Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, were gonna break-up instead.
Julie: Yeah, we are going to share every moment of this with you. And I think were gonna have some fun.
Alice: Were gonna have a big family, Ive always wanted a big family!
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Ross: Thatll be a neat trick, when youre, (looks at the script) when youre dead!
Monica: Oh! (Gets up) Lets see, well if this is the wedding hall then umm (Walks away) youre parents will be at home in Queens.
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Janine: Hey! Youre a good dancer!
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Joey: Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I dont have time! Theyre just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Well the vet seems to think thats shes becoming a rooster. (The rooster crows.) Were getting a second opinion.
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Joey: No dude, you gotta hold your breath until youre ready to answer the question.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Ross: Pheebs, if you dont tell him, soon hes gonna be married, and then youre gonna hate yourself.
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
Ross: Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Mona: Oh good, youre here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.
Joey: Oh well, theyre killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Monica: I cant be fair. Youre my boyfriend.
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Phoebe: No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. (Theyre all speechless) So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.
Rachel: This is Bonnie? (to Phoebe) This is Bonnie? (to Bonnie) Youre Bonnie?
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Monica: But you should eat them now because theyre hot from the oven.
Rachel: Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!
Rachel: Well, Chandler, youre gonna have to tell him.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Emily: Oh my God. I think youre right.
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if youre in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?
Ross: Yeah, but Im your brother. Were family. Thats the most important thing in the world.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Ross: What, now youre not even taking to me? (moves over to the coffee table) Look Rachel, I-Im sorry, okay, Im sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought Id lost you, I didnt know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I dont cheat right, I, thats not me, Im not Joey!
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Chandler: Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now theyre not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.]
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Chandler: Because youre the only one that can be fair.
Chandler: (pauses as he struggles with what he has to say) Youre a little high maintenance.
Joey: The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!
Joey: Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)
Joey: Rach! Hey! Its fine! Youre at Joeys!
Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If youre going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the freezer) do it right!