words in movies
Rachel: Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say youre the only one whos allowed to drive it.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Ross: Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Chandler: I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Rachel: Look Ross, if youre so freaked out, just get in the car!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Rachel: Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Chandler: No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Rachel: I bet youre a Gemini.
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Oh, theyre a hoot.
Helena: (disappointed) I see. Well, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. (To a bald guy.) So youre bald?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Richard: Yeah! Youre saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Phoebe: Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Monica: Well, youre-youre sweating.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.
Rachel: Oh, come on now, dont keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because youre in for a rough ride! (He backs into the door.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
David: Okay, were good.
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Chandler: But youre still my friend?
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Chandler: So? What? What? Theyre gone! Monicas gonna freak!
[Reset, theyre about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.]
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Chandler: Were back!
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
(Ross mouths to Chandler, "Thank you," and he mouths, "Youre welcome," back.)
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
Ross: Youre welcome.
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Joey: Youre welcome buddy.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! Were checking out of the bridal suite.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Phoebe: Youre gonna get pregnant.
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
The Cooking Teacher: Okay Joey, youre up next. (Tries one of his cookies.) This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Phoebe: What?! No, you cant, you cant leave me here with them! Were baby-sitting!
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Chandler: So youre just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Chandler: Youre an actor!
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Monica: (simultaneously) Youre fired!
Monica: Youre fired.
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Chandler: Youre Spudnik.
Phoebe: But theyre not!