words in movies
Chandler: Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
Phoebe: Come on Ross, youre a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Rachel: Well, youre lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm The rest of you life, yknow? Any regrets?
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Rachel: Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
Joey: From now on, its gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. (They shake hands.) Okay! Were gonna be the new Joey and Chandler.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Rachel: Im so glad, Im so glad you shared. (Feeling his shoulder.) And Im glad that youre done. What do you say we umm (Nods in the direction of the bedroom.)
Phoebe: Wow! Youre good! After this, we should solve crimes.
Chandler: (to him) Hi! Hi. Okay, there was a slight mix-up at the jewelry store, the ring youre about to propose with was supposed to be held for me. So, Im gonna need to have that back. (The guy isnt sure.) But, in exchange Im willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring. (Looking at the ring.) Ew.
Customer: Youre dying?!
Ross: You-youre gonna get married?! I mean Were gonna be brothers-in-law! (They hug.)
Joey: And-and-and-and-and-and, and were gonna be friends again!
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Rachel: Now that youre on youre own, youre free to look as stupid as you like.
Rachel: Oh, youre welcome a million.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Rachel: (laughs) Youre not the man who left the cell phone.
Rachel: Oh theyre pushing! Theyre pushing!!
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, youre the next caller.
Joey: Yes! Yes! You did and youre still yelling at me!
Phoebe: Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that youre scared of commitment! Convince her that youre a little coward!
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Chandler: Yeah, I dont you should say that even when youre healthy.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Rachel: What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Joey: Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Monica: Youre Lewis Posin.
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Phoebe: No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.
Ross: (stunned at the complement) Youre welcome.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Youre welcome. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Ross: Come on, come on, were-were-were lighting the candles!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Chandler: Is that what youre thinking about right now?
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Monica: Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.