words in movies
Amy: (thinks about it) You’re right, you’re right! I’m gonna do it!
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
Joey: But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her.
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Richard: Yeah! Youre saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Phoebe: Im-Im just saying, dont freak out until youre a hundred percent sure.
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: Well, youre welcome. And tell them were really glad theyre coming.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: I cant believe youre not picking me.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Phoebe: So. This has always been Monicas bed, what youre just noticing now, how self-involved are you?
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Monica: Its your suitcase. Were going to Las Vegas.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Waiter in Drag: Youre straight. I get it. (Walks away.)
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Were the Bings.
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what youre doing. Just raising her all alone.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Phoebe: Ross, youre being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Monica: Well, youre-youre sweating.
Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after youre done.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Phoebe: Oh and theyre gonna have a baby.
Rachel: Oh, come on now, dont keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because youre in for a rough ride! (He backs into the door.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Ross: Hi! Were visiting!
David: Okay, were good.
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a cheater!
Chandler: (intrigued) Yeah? (Monica nods yes.) I hope youre not thinking about cleaning the living room.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Ross: What?! What do you mean? You-you-youre not pregnant?
Monica: First of all um, I love you both so much and youre both so important to me
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Monica: Were really glad you decided to meet our guy.
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Phoebe: Calm down. Maybe youre not pregnant.
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Chandler: But youre still my friend?
[Reset, theyre about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.]
Chandler: So? What? What? Theyre gone! Monicas gonna freak!
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Chandler: Were back!
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
(Ross mouths to Chandler, "Thank you," and he mouths, "Youre welcome," back.)
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Joey: Nah, youre not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Chandler: Were you just ten seconds later!
Monica: I mean think about all the money that youre gonna make!
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)
Chandler: Im sorry, were just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Ross: Youre welcome.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Joey: Youre welcome buddy.
Chandler: (to the front desk clerk) Hi! Were checking out of the bridal suite.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Phoebe: Youre gonna get pregnant.
The Cooking Teacher: Okay Joey, youre up next. (Tries one of his cookies.) This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Chandler: So youre just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
Monica: So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know theyre going at it right on the bathroom floor.
Monica: (simultaneously) Youre fired!
Monica: Youre fired.
Chandler: Youre an actor!
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Phoebe: No, youre too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!