words in movies
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Chandler: Okay, but after that, were shootin some pool.
Friend No. 2: Youre so bad!
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Mr. Heckles: Youre disturbing my oboe practice.
Joey: Whoa, ah!! Were you just gonna give me some lemonade?
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Phoebe: And youre so sweet. (kisses him on the other cheek) And youre kind (kisses him on the lips)
Phoebe: Oh, Ross youre right, I dont know why I always thought this was real grass.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: All right Chandler, youre up.
Ross: What?! While shes been going through this hell, youve been making money?! Youre betting on your friend staying in this misery?! (Phoebe lowers her head and shakes it yes.)
Ross: Yknow what? Youre just upset because youre losing.
Mrs. Green: Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day?
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Joey: Yes! Yes, youre back in the lead!
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Ross: Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Ross: What?! Look, were trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Phoebe: Sounds like youre a little jealous.
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Phoebe: Youre on!
Phoebe: Fine! Youre on!
Ross: Fine! Fine! Yknow what? Whatever you want. Okay? Youre the mommy.
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Joey: Which were still keeping under our hats!
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Ross: Were having a baby.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Rachel: Oh Ross youre so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax (She takes her hands off of the wheel.)
Ross: I really think theyre out of rooms.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Rachel: Okay Joey, were luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Ross: Sweetie youre doing great.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Ross: Okay! (Walks away from him.) Umm, I uh, Im your teacher. Im sorry, youre-youre a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs.
Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.
Ross: Well I, close your eyes, I just think youre gonna like this a little better, cause, close-close... (He gets some more on the brush)
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Chandler: Well now-now youre just talking crazy.
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Joey: Okay, firstfirst of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), youre looking down, keep looking down
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Ross: Were so lucky.
Joey: Whyre you so tired?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
Woman: Well you can have the suite if you want. We dont care about where we stay. Were here to celebrate our love together. We dont have to get free stuff. We just want to be together.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Janine: I dont know, theyre just a little blah!
Joey: And youre Okay with that?
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Chandler: Were moving to Tulsa
Chandler: Yes, 98.6. Youre gonna be fine.
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.
Joey: All right thats it! Youre yelling and I dont see you taking your top off! I quit!
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Ross: Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so were face to face or-or should I climb down your back so were-were butt to face.
Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Phoebe: Oh okay, well Im sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up the phone.) Yeah youre right, this is easy.
Joey: Were gonna climb Mt. Everest!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.
Monica: I know that youre new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.
Rachel: Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when theyre done with them they just send em back.
Joey: No, they�re comin�, we�re waitin� right here.
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, youre such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Ms. McKenna: Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. Youre gonna love Oklahoma.
Ross: Rach, I think youre reading a little too much into it.
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
Rachel: Oh my you think Im a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? Youre not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think thats pretty strong, thats what I think. Come on, Monica, lets go to lunch. (She leaves)
Waiter: Oh, they�re both exclus�
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Ross: Well youre gonna be a wonderful grandma. (They hug.)
Ross: Youre fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
Chandler: No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can�t remember why. (to everyone:) You�re not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Ross: (To Monica) Youre drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe Im a little drunk.
Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.