words in movies
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Joey: (With Big Eyes.) All right, youre right. Ill talk to her.
Joey: Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. (Everybody gets up.)
Phoebe: Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, were making out. You know.
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Janine: No no no no, its potpourri. Youre supposed to smell it. (Joey takes a big whiff of the potpourri.)
Monica: Ross theyre really, really, really white.
Ross: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Were not 13 anymore.
Monica: Wait, were supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Monica: You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. Youre right, Im sorry.
Joey: Hey Chandler. Come on in. Were knitting pot holders.
Hillary: You know, youre a really great listener. Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
Chandler: Youre arranging flowers! (Pointing to the dish on the table.) You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!
Joey: Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers theyre just, you know, theyre nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby.
Chandler: Youre turning into a women.
Hillary: Yes. Theyre insanely white.
Monica: Yeah, like youre gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant.
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way youre doing this wedding now. Okay?
Chandler: It feels like we’re cheating on our house. And if we’re gonna cheat, shouldn’t it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won’t do?
Ross: Ah, were out. I sold them all.
Monica: Wait! Youre supposed to wear a costume!
Joey: Well okay, so then youre fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as its hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. Its when the heat goes away, thats when youre in trouble.
Monica: All right Rach, for what its worth, I think that youre doing great. I mean yknow lets face it, no one handles this well.
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
[Scene, Phoebe and Rachels, theyre sitting together on the couch.]
Chandler: Im so sorry youre sick.
Joey: Well if its free food, how come youre charging me for it?
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Monica: Yeah youre right, we cantwe shouldnt watch this.
Chandler: Her ankle is what youre watching?
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Jill: Oh great! Thanks Ross, youre such a good friend!
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Phoebe: Youre making one right now!
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Dr. Long: Twenty-one hours, youre a hero.
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?!
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
Joey: Well youre whippin so slow! Cant you do it any faster?
Rachel: You dont tell a guy that youre looking for a serious relationship! You dont tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
Monica: Youre his bitch.
Chandler: When youre marrying us; thats what you should say.
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.
Monica: Well, youre not.
Ross: (cutting her off) Youre alone.
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Ross: Youre welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)
Ross: Were really gonna do this, huh?
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Ross: Look at you! Youre up!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Ross: Were sorry.
Chandler: I see where youre goin!
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Phoebe: Ohh, youre a freak!!
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
The Saleslady: Were closing.
Joey: Oh, well think of it like this, when youre 90
Monica: Youre on the phone!
Joey: Felicity and I, were watching My Giant, and I was thinking, "Im never gonna be as good an actor as that giant." Do you think Im just wasting my life with this acting thing?
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont know, I dont know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But yknow on the other hand No. No, I cant. Were friends. No, oh, no. I dont want to risk what we have.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, theyre still playing Cups.]
Rachel: Okay, you are going to tell her and youre going to tell her now. (She grabs his nipple and starts to twist it.)
Rachel: Honey, thats youre name.
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Rachel: Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Doug: No, its a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. Were gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!
Joey: No youre not! Not to me!
Phoebe: I still cannot believe youre engaged! (Ross looks at her) Just cause its happening so fast; not cause youre such a loser.
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: (thinking) Youre going to have a baby, and you need to be prepared. Now, youre going to make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! (Rachel puts the tape in the VCR)
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Monica: Were supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Rachel: Well, wait a minute, youre the boss! Why dont you just yell at them? Or, fire them?
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Phoebe: No! Joey, youre going to be great!
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Phoebe: (reading from her book) Mon (Pause as she restarts) Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks theyre supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks its at seven.
Phoebe: I see what youre doing!
Ross: Youre back.
Ross: Umm, say youre gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Rachel: Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Ross: Gentlemen, youre pick.
The Museum Official: Yes. Were very popular. Theres a two-year waiting list. Sorry! (She kinda storms out with the couple.)
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Paul: Youre next!!
Monica: Youre jealous of Princess Caroline?
The Fan: Wow! Wow, thanks a lot! I just wanna say, I think youre really talented.
Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I wont let you drive the Porsche is because youre a terrible driver. There! That wasnt about the wedding.
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Ross: Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Director: (To Joey) Okay, youre dancing with that girl over there.