words in movies
Chandler: Theyre twins!
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Susan: But were fine.
Rachel: Well, someone was supposed to write "Rach, take down the lights" and put it on the re... frigerate... (finally noticing Monicas note stuck to the refrigerator) How long has that been there?
Teacher: Alrighty. Were gonna start with some basic third stage breathing exercises, so Mummies, why dont you get on your back? And... coaches, you should be supporting Mummys head.
Mr. Douglas: Well, were gonna be layin off people in every department.
Fran: Look, youre cold, I have to pee, and... (indicating the sign) ..theres a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?
Jamie: So, so youre here too?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Chandler: You know, once youre inside, you dont have to knock any more.
Mr.Heckles: Youre doing it again.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Mr. Douglas: Youre kidding? She seems so...
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Rachel: (She comforts him too) Oh, youre gonna be great!
Phoebe: Wherere you going?
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
Chandler: Oh, well, ah... maybe thats because theyre ah... jealous, of us.
Chandler: Ah, well, maybe thats, ah, because youre getting a big raise.
Nina: Oh my god! (Rushing over to give him a big hug) Youre amazing!
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk.
Monica: (Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, theyre gone.
Chandler: Youre not gonna lose him.
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Chandler: Yeah, I dont you should say that even when youre healthy.
Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, whats this thing youre auditioning for?
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Chandler: (on machine) Youve reached Monica and Chandlers, if youre listening to this message, were probably screening. (to himself) Yeah we are.
Kyle: Yeah, were gonna go. (They leave.)
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
Joey: Hey, youre ah, pretty good at this.
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Rachel: What-what?! Youre gonna leave this person with me?!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Joey: Thats great, but isnt it gonna bother that people still think youre a porn star?
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Joey: Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Woman: Yknow, you look nothing like I wouldve thought. Youre youre so young.
Monica: Youre Lewis Posin.
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
Phoebe: No, were gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.
Ross: (stunned at the complement) Youre welcome.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Monica: Oh my God! Thats great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) Youre a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
Monica: Relax! Youll be fine. (Chandler exhales and turns off the table light.) Oh much better. Youre invisible now.
Chandler: Youre welcome. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Monica: Okay, youre-youre really freaking me out.
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. Thats the limit. Youre screwed!
Ross: Come on, come on, were-were-were lighting the candles!
Chandler: Were going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Monica: Okay, youre fine.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash, if youre not pregnant(She sees Rachel shaking her head)Its because I am.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Joey: Oh, were supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Ross: Yes! Youre the person who checked out my book?!
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Chandler: Is that what youre thinking about right now?
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Rachel: Yeah and well drop it off downstairs so that were not tempted.
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Joey: Yeah, youre roommate is a soap opera star.
Ross: Well, were all here! I guess we should get going!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Monica: Wait a minute, yknow, youre bringing me!
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. Youre a genius.
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But youre just a kid! I mean youre 25!
Rachel: Okay Ross, werewait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession.
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Policeman: Youre an Aquarius, huh?
Chandler: Oh, so youre going with the teacher, huh?
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
Phoebe: Yeah! Youre such a great friend!
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Phoebe: Rachel, were sorry for pushing those guys on you.
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Ben: Yeah, youre funny.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Chandler: Well, if were gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Yknow alphabetically or by genre?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.