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[Scene: Rifts Restaurant, as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there.]
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.
Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?
Phoebe: My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Hillary: And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
[Scene: A Restaurant, scene continued from before the break.]
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Health Inspector: Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Monica: Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
[Scene: The restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
Monica: Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
[Scene: Restaurant]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
[Scene: Restaurant]
[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
[Scene: Restaurant, still just the not-couple.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, shes cooking as Phoebe enters.]
(Rachel is still at the restaurant, but Steve is gone.)
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Chandler: Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
[Scene: Monica's restaurant]
[Time lapse: Phoebe in front of restaurant again]
Chandler: I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.
[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
[Scene: Outside the restaurant]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Phoebe: Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
[Scene: The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six.]
[Scene: The restaurant. Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table]