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Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table. Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what hes looking for and sighs in relief.]
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.]
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
Monica: Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.
Phoebe: My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant.
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
Rachel: Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?
Hillary: And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr. Green, and everyone is looking at the menu.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, scene continued from before the break.]
[Scene: The Restaurant, after dinner.]
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Health Inspector: Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living.
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
[Scene: Monica's restaurant, she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching.]
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa.]
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
Monica: Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant
[Scene: Iridium Restaurant, Phoebe and Joey are looking at the menus as the waiter comes to take their order.]
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Ross: Maybe Ill take her to that new French restaurant down the street
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, Monica is waiting for Tim who enters.]
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
[Scene: The restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Monica: Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
[Scene: Restaurant]
[Scene: Restaurant, still just the not-couple.]
[Scene: Restaurant]
[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, shes cooking as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Monica: Oh my God! Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there.
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
(Rachel is still at the restaurant, but Steve is gone.)
[Scene: Outside the restaurant]
[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts. Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]
[Time lapse: Phoebe in front of restaurant again]
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Chandler: Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
[Scene: Monica's restaurant]
Phoebe: Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Chandler: I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.
[Scene: In front of Monica's restaurant. Phoebe is playing]
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
[Scene: The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six.]
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
[Scene: A restaurant. Rachel enters.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
[Scene: The restaurant. Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table]
Phoebe: She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me. (She grabs Ursulas purse and starts going through it and finds some papers.) Okay. Okay. YeahNot a prayer chain, but what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. (Holds up her nametag.) Okay, heres the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, heres her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
[Scene: Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah. Joey is holding Sarah's hands]