words in movies
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Ursula: Right, okay, the one that lives in Montuak, umm-hmm.
Ursula: Well, its pretty much the gist. Well, except for the poem. You read the poem, right?
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Joey: All right. (gets up)
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Chandler: Okay. All right.
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
Chandler: Yeah all right. (They part.) Okay, good night guys.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Ross: Ooh hey, Emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? Okay? I want you to wait right here. Come here sweetie.
Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
Chandler: All right, look! Look. I think I can explain this.
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Joey: All right now All right, youre all set up. Youre good to go. Just hit record. All right?
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable!
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Fran: Im gonna wait till after we order. Its her, right.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Ross: All right, try pedaling.
Rachel: (calmly) Okay. Im sorry. Youre right, youre right.
Ross: With you?! Yeah right!
Rachel: All right. (She starts off.)
Sleep Clinic Worker: Alll right, well call you in a few minutes.
Ross: Oh, all right. (Joey flips the coin.) Tails! (The coin bounces off of the landing above them and falls to the ground.) Can you-can you see what it is?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Joey: I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?
Ross: Yeah, Ill get right on that.
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Ross: Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she couldve won this!
Policeman: Thats right.
Policeman: Youre right. It was 37. (Rachel laughs.)
Chandler: That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!
Chandler: Okay. Ill be right there.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Joey: All right, it wont go down any further. Its stuck.
Joey: All right.
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?
Phoebe: Right.
Rachel: All right, weve got to tell her hes gone. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: All right. Good luck.
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Richard: All right.
Mr. Burgin: Well just grab some food and take it with us right upstairs, and well be right out of you hair.
Rachel: Right.
Joey: Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Chandler: (standing up) Thats right! Im not!
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Monica: Shes right there.
Ross: I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
Chandler: All right, great, road trip baby! (To Monica) This okay with you?
Monica: All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!
Leader: All right girls, and man. Lets see your final tallies. (all the girls raise their hands) Ohhhh, Debbie, (looks at her form) 321 boxes of cookies, (to Debbie) Very nice.
Chandler: All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat?
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Chandler: All right, rock on. (Does the Hang 10 sign, then hides his face in shame.)
Rachel: Oh come(Stutters)Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who wouldshe wouldnt be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Yknow what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, Im just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful.
Mona: Its Joey right?
Chandler: Okay, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great.
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Chandler: All right Ill have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,)
Phoebe: Okay, so Im done my part, okay. Its your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?
Phoebe: All right. (She sits down like shes pregnant again.)
Phoebe: Okay! All right! Yeah! Cause I just cant picture it.
Phoebe: Yeah I bet! Look out! (Phoebe punches Theodore right in the stomach)
Rachel: Oh, its just not the right time.
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Rachel: (getting up) All right, Im gonna make more margaritas! (She pours the rest of the pitcher into Rosss glass.)
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Chandler: (gasps) All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
MR. GELLER: You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Ross: No, because thats the right thing to do.
Phoebe: Monica! Thats not right! Start with where.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Chandler: Yeah all right, so well hang out.
Phoebe: Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Joey: Okay, Im all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? (She kisses him on the cheek and starts to leave.)
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Ross: Right. Good night.
Rachel: Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. (Goes to her room.)
Joey: Look, theres nothing I can do for him right now, hes still in his sweat pants, thats still Phase One. Y'know? Ill be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out.
Phoebe: Thats like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!
Chandler: Youre right, and Im sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I wont say another word tonight.
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Ursula: Right. (Walks down the stairs.)
Jake: All right. Bye. (Backs out the door.)
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?
Joey: Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)