words in movies
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)
Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybodys allowed one mistake, right?
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
Phoebe: Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Joey: Yeah, youre right. Okay look, listen, lets talk about what a huge star Im gonna be!
Chandler: All right!
Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
Joey: All right. But if you werent my best friend.
Monica: All right. Have you said, "I love you?" You could say, I love you.
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Joey: All right, well finish your coffee; lets go.
Ross: All right, I'll see you guys later.
Rachel: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?
Ross: At the coffeehouse, right.
Chandler: Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
Rachel: Right! You're right!
The Vendor: Hes just jealous. Youll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!
RICHARD: Hey, be right there.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Phoebe: All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!
MONICA: Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.
Joey: No! Forget it! OkayI mean thanks, but Im done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, whats next? Come on.
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Rachel: Yeah, right. Sure!
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Joey: Yeah I guess you're right.
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
Phoebe: All right. Ok, but, but! You have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.
Chandler: ...Quality, right, great.
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
RACHEL: All right, bye-bye.
Monica: Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
ROSS: You remember Janice, right?
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
Ross: Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her.
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Ross: All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control.
Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey's lap) I'm soooo, comfortable.
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.
JOEY: All right.
CHANDLER: All right.
Phoebe: Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
ROSS: Oh, you're right, I'm sorry.
PHOEBE: Fine. All right, fine.
Rachel: That's good enough. Right? (Pause.) Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
MONICA: You know what? You're right.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isnt working right now. Instead, a beautiful woman is working.]
Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona? (intercom buzzer rings)
Monica: (hangs up) I dont think this numbers right!
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
Chandler: I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? (Drew looks at him) Og-ee-op, Im not asking for me, Im I mean No, Im-Im not gay, Im not asking you out. Im not-Im not-Im not gay!
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Chandler: Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Rachel: Please. If she said to you, "Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now," what would you say?
Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)
Phoebe: Yeah! No, thats right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that theres a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) "Its almost as good as being there."
Joey: I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?
PHOE: Ok, all right.
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
Precious: Oh, my God, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him. I deserve to be treated with respect.
TERRY: Oh, all right, fine, fine, fine.
Mr. Geller: Well, shell understand right? Its not like I did it on purpose.
Chandler: Im just trying to find the right moment, you know?
Joey: What?! Thats not fair! Its not my fault! I was off with my brides maid! And whos to say I wouldve even said yes?! (To Monica) I mean I wouldve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!
Monica: Heres your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!
Joey: All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but its like enough!
Joey: All right, well maybe Im enjoying it a little bit. I mean Im getting pretty good at it.
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Phoebe: Well, Racquela's right, yeah!
Joey: Ah-ah-ah! Were doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Ross: All right. (They start up the stairs. Ross is first.) Okay, here we go!
PHOE: OK, so, you know what you're doing, right?
MONICA: Right now, Joey and Chandler's, go now.
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Chandler are eating the cheesecake right out of the box.]
Joey: Well Id be scared of them, but all right.