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[Scene: Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]
(The phone rings again.)
(The phone rings yet again.)
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
(Chandler dials his own phone and it rings.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Chandler: Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Joey: Oh my God. (Still in shock when his mobile rings, he picks it up) Hello?
Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.
[Joey's apartment, phone rings]
(The phone rings.)
(The phone rings.)
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Phoebe: No! (Rosss phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
(The phone rings and Chandler answers it.)
(The phone rings.)
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.)
Rachel: Ohh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! (She picks up the 2 pieces and looks at the stand.) Made in Mexico! Yes!! Ugh, who would buy this?! (Looks for a place to hide it and finds a wall sconce and drops the pieces into it and heads into the kitchen as the phone rings.)
[Scene: The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels apartment, Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings.]
(Ross's phone rings and he answers it.)
Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... (The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
(The phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebes cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
(The cute guys phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings.]
(The phone rings and Rachel answers it.)
Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: Okay. (leaves as the phone rings)
[Scene: Mike's parents building. Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe. She walks to the door and rings the doorbell.]
Ross: Rings?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, dont you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Phoebe answers it.]
Rachel: Hide my rings.
(Phone rings; Monica gets it)
(Doorbell rings)
(Joeys cell phone rings and he answers it.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]
(Phone rings.)
(Chandler's cell phone rings.� He looks at it.)
(Phone rings.� Chandler answers using the speaker phone.)
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
Chandler: Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing.
(phone rings)
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
(Chandler hangs up and calls Monica who is reading a book on their sofa as the phone rings.)
(Phone rings, Chandler picks up)
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
(phone rings)
(Her cell phone rings.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up]
(The phone rings, Joey picks up)
[Scene: Mike's apartment. His phone rings and he picks up]
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. Y'know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
(The phone rings, Ross picks up)
(Chandler and Monica hug and after a while the telephone rings again... Monica's eyes get bigger. Chandler answers.)
(The phone rings in Chandler and Monica's apartment)
(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings.]
Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?
(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Joey: Aw crap! Okayuh uh lets-lets do the rings.
PHOEBE: Great, I'm seeing water rings again.
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store. Shes got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr. T to shame on.]
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
(The phone rings and Chandler goes to get it)
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
Ross: (They kiss and the phone rings and machine picks it up, its Ross putting on an accent pretending to be Vicrum) This is Vicrum.
Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona? (intercom buzzer rings)
(one of the groomsmen gives the rings to Joey)
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
(The phone rings and Rachel answers)
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
[Scene: A Jewelry Shop, Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings.]
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.