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Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them)
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
(Ross leaves the room)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
[Scene: Monica’s Apartment. Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room]
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
(He picks up his bat and holds it up, but then Monica and Laura enter the living room again. When Laura sees Joey, she freezes...)
Chandler: He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... (walks to Phoebe and Monica)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Joey enters the room]
Joey: (Yelling from Rachel's room) She has a lot of crap!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters the room.]
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susans coat.)
[Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.]
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
(Joey comes out of his room)
Monica: (To Chandler) What room should we see next?
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joey's, and we move to that room)
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Big Nosed Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that! Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called his tenderness. Believe me! (Walks into the living room and greets Monica's parents.) Hi!
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
[Phoebe walks from the living room to the kitchen and talks quietly to Rachel.]
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
(The agency guy enters the room)
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain.]
[Phoebe gets up and goes into Rachels old room, a smile on her face.]
(She leaves the room, but Chandler runs after her. They meet in the hallway.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Rachel: My God, get a room!
Phoebe: (Delighted) oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! (Thrilled) You found Betty! Oh my god! (Hugging people) This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room, (still happy) Where's Joey?
[Scene: The delivery room, everyone is hanging out with Phoebe. Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
(Monica enters the room)
(Mike enters the room).
(Joey comes out from his room)
(The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
(Ross enters the room)
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
Rachel: Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is finally giving birth.]
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
Joey: What? I get my own room?
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Joey: No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!
(Chandler and Monica enter the room)
(She takes her hand off Erica. Ross enters the room)
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica (enters the room): Are, are you kidding? This is packing?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe and Ross enter the room.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey.
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The living room.]
(Rachel enters the room)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
Phoebe: (from the other side of the room) Yeah!
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
Phoebe: (picks up a dress) Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?
Rachel: Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork. The band stops.]
Chandler: Well, I did and it hurt. (they walk towards the bar) That's when I wrote the song: "Betrayal In The Common Room".