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(Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.)
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Rachel: Ohh! Oh God! (Laughs her way into the living room.)
RACHEL: Look you guys, I have to go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor. And besides you know what I just need to be in a room again with these people and feel good about myself.
[Scene: The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy]
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, I met this woman. (Starts for his room.)
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey!
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Phoebe: That fan kinda looks like ours. And the birdcage and the wait a sec! This is our exact living room!
Joey: (Looking around the room.) It is???
Janine: Sorry, there's just more room out here.
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)
[Monica and Chandler make What was that? gestures. Joey and Ross go into Rachels old room.]
[Jack and Judy exit to Monicas room.]
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Rachel: All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Phoebe is playing a song. Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well.]
[Scene: London Marriott, Monica and Chandler are walking to her room.]
Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?
Chandler: It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean its bad enough that Im in love with my roommates girlfriendwhich by the way, I think she knows. Because every time were in the room together theres this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when Ive seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, shes smooth! Smooth! (leaves)
[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]
Chandler: Oh. (Goes and gets Phoebes book as Rachel comes in from her room.)
Chandler: Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room.
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
(Monica leaves the room)
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room.]
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Woman: Someone was in the lady's room, I couldnt wait. I left the lid up for ya though.
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is about to give birth to the middle kid.]
Monica: (coming out of the bedroom) You jerk! You know how much I love that kid! (starts to chase Ross around the living room)
Ross: Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.
Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
[Scene: Rachels hotel room, shes waking up with a horrendous hangover.]
(The chick and the duck walk into the living room.)
[Next is a shot of them dragging an enormous plant into the room, then Monica knitting a sweater, then Phoebe singing, then Phoebe shaving him and chatting to Monica]
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
[Scene: Rachels Old Bedroom, Continued from earlier. Monica enters the room.]
Joey: Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I was wondering
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is walking from the bathroom to his bedroom and walks past a pile of Rachels laundry, which just happens to include a selection of panties. He stops, goes back to the basket, looks for Rachel, picks up a lavender thong, and heads for his bedroom. However, he decides he doesnt like his selection and goes back this time picking up a red low-cut silk brief and heads for his room, flexing along the way to prove his masculinity.]
[Scene: Joeys Dressing Room, Joey and Chandler are there.]
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
(Monica enters from the dressing room wearing her gown.)
Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey.
(Monica goes into her room.)
(Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room)
Chandler: And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said goodnight.
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler whos on the couch reading.]
Ross: (in a 5 year olds tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
[Scene: The hospital, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.]
Chandler: Hang on, she’s right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
[Scene: Guest room. Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him. Ross enters the room.]
Chandler: Well, thats the best kiss Ive had with anyone Ive ever met in a mens room.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
Ross: (He interrupts her immediately, and drags her by her arm to the other side of the room) Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.
[Scene: Joey's room, he is recovering from his birth.]
Monica: (entering from her room) Oww!
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Joey: You own the room. (She smiles and stares longingly into his eyes.) We should probably get-get uh
Rachel: Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
[Scene: The delivery room, Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
(Cut to Phoebe who is in the living room, still on the phone.)
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Ross bursts into the room.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]
Joey: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars.
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
Rachel: (yelling from another room) Oh my God!
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]