words in movies
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Joey: Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed.
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
Ross: Really.
Ross: Hi.
Ross: 'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man.
Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider?
Ross: No. (to Rachel) So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done.
Ross: Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross is acting nervous]
Joey: What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
Ross: No! Do you wanna hear it?
Ross: Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Wow, hello! You look great!
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!!
Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
Ross: (on machine) "Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"
Ross: Nevermind.
Ross: It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?
Ross: Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?
Ross: I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go.
Ross: No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't! (clapping) What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!
Ross: Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay.
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes.
Ross: Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing.
Ross: Oh, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab.
Ross: You don't, you don't know what your wearing?
Ross: Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty.
Rachel: Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep.
Ross: Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Ross: What?
Ross: Hey, what you do on your own time...
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Ross and
Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!
Ross: Just, just, just pick one!
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: It was, it was her voice.
Ross: Yay!
Ross: No, no, no, no. Tick, tick, tick, tick.
Ross: Um. I know it says black tie optional, but, um this may be pushing it a little, um.
Ross: You're not going to go.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
Ross: Um, you know, just out of curiosity...
Ross: Right. Right, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled.
Ross: No, but, your-your mad.
Ross: No.
Ross: Your not going.
Ross: Okay. You know that I-I have to go.
Ross: Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your upset.'
Ross: No, because your not upset.
Ross: About the yelling.
Ross: Oh, well of course, the humiliating. So, so wee, we're okay.
Ross: We're good.
Ross: Okay. Honey?
Rachel: Yes, Ross. (turns toward him)
Ross: I love you. (goes to kiss her and she turns away.)
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Joey: Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Ross: Hi, welcome, to an adult conversation.
Ross: What?
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Ross: I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. (starts to drink, but Rachel stops him just before he starts drinking)
Ross: You will?!
Ross: Well, yeah.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Ross: (entering) Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
Ross: So we're a little late.
Ross: What?
Ross: Awwww!!!
Ross: Wow! What a pleasure.
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Joey: Hey so wheres Ross?
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Ross: In the closet.
Ross: (enters from the bed room) Okay I put most of the stuff away.
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Ross: Sure what kind?
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
Ross: Linen closet.
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Ross: Yep.
Ross: Yep, can you believe it?
Ross: Huh? Ooh (laughs) you mean like a Huh?
Ross: Phoebe, you cant force kids to be friends.
Ross: Im gonna go.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Ross: (turns back) What! (Angrily) You didnt do anything wrong?!
Ross: Joey!
Ross: No I dont.
Ross: No.
Ross: Well we we dont have a garage.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Ross: No!
Ross: No!
[Scene: The Baby Furniture Store, Ross and Rachel are checking out.]
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Oh my god, this really hurts!!!
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Ross: What is the matter with you?!?
Ross: Why dont we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Ross: Oh! Oh! Shes upside down but shes coming! Shes coming!
Ross: Just Ross!
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Ross: You know my birthday.
Ross: I broke my thumb.
[The next one is from Episode 608: The One With Rosss Teeth, Chandler is accusing Joey of becoming less of a man.]
Ross: October 18th.
Ross: Ah, Rachel I guess.
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Ross: Just ah just put roommate.
Ross: Yeah thats what she said.
Ross: Yeah.
(Ross looks away, not bothering)
Ross: Hey there you go! (Smiles because Joey used it correctly)
Ross: Well, we believe it originated here. (He uses a pointer and points to the point of origin.) In the Aroma Room.
Ross: So apparently Im available for lunch.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes.]
[Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Okay.
Ross: (smiles) Right.
Ross: What, Rach?
(Suddenly Ross jumps up from behind the counter armed with a plastic gun. By the way, hes overacting too.)
(Ross and Rachel enter)
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
Ross: Not you.
Ross: Monday?!
Ross: Just three?! Im dilated three!
Ross: Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why...
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment]
Ross: Blueberry it is.
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Ross: Well, what was it?
Ross: (Enters from his bedroom)Who the hell was that?!
[Time lapse, Ross and Joey are eating Rachels disaster.]
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Rachel: Ross said he died.
Ross: Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Ross: No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!
Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.
Ross: Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley.
Ross: (to Charlie) So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...
Ross: You promised you wouldn't say anything.
(Ross and Rachel enter with Emma.)
Ross: Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming.
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
Ross: It didn't spend much time on the wall!!!
Phoebe: I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Ross: Oh man.
Ross: I am a single parent.