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(Joey and Ross enter.)
Ross: Hey!
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Joey: I dont know Ross, not if youre gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Monica: Okay fine, now Ross
Ross: Oh, but-but I cant do it.
Ross: Because, because Ive got Ben.
Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Ross: (to the guys) I gotta go make a fake Ben.
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!
Ross: Oh, Im just over here with Ben. I thought wed say hi.
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
Ross: (answering the phone) Hello? (Listens) Hey Mon, hows the packing going? (Listens) Ben? Hes fine. Yeah, hes rightOh my God! (He looks over at the fake Ben and notices that the head has fallen off.) Get your head of your shirt there son! (He tries to push the pumpkin through the neck hole.) What? (Listens) Yeah, its a pumpkin. Ill come pack.
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
Joey: The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bamn! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Ross was getting the Cup card, the D-Cup, the Sittin Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didnt even get half a cup! Nothin!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, (And thats the last time for that line, no more Chandler and Joeys or Monica and Rachels, ever!) Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachels. Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica.]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler is trying to get Joeys money back from Ross.]
Ross: And now you want that money back.
Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)
Ross: Im sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, Id be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
Ross: No.
Ross: Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Ross: Oh really! Why is that?
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Ross: You sure?
Ross: (pauses) I know.
Ross: Yes! Yes! Yes!! (Everyone stands and claps.)
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Ross: Phoebe! You and I have never played chess!
Ross: That is so unfair!
Ross: Ohh.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: You like it?
Ross: Wha-what?
(Ross enters.)
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Ahh.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God Ross!!
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
Ross: Phoebe really likes the bike huh?
Ross: Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?
Ross: By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. (She glares at him and he quickly makes his way to Phoebes room.)
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
ROSS: Look, you wanna get off my back?
Ross: No!
Ross: All right. Feel good?
Ross: Thats it, your doing great.
Ross: I swear!
Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Ross: Need some help?
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Ross: (Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.
Ross: (loosening his tie) Oh, who cares?
Ross: Phoebe.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Phoebe: What?! (Ross rings the bell.) What the hell?!
Ross: Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this.
Joey: We love you, man. (Kisses Ross)
Ross: Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.
Ross: Hey, theres uh, some people outside, askin about candy.
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Ross: Hey! Whats up?
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Hmm.
Ross: Oh thanks!
Ross: Ohio!! Thank you!
Ross: Im sorry, okay, Im sorry. I wa-I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.
Ross: Phoebe, you cant massage people in my apartment!
Ross: (disappointed) Yes! Santa's coming!
Ross: I am dressed.
Ross: Its a great class.
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Ross: Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!
Ross: (on phone) Hello? Hi.
Ross: Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: I gotta get to work.
Ross: Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!
Ross: No, these are my pants.
MONICA: Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.
Ross: (to Monica) Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Ross: Yeah!
Ross: (gasps) You are? Me, too!
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Ross: Thank you, but, but you gotta leave.
Ross: Thats right.
[Ross turns around and walks back to Ben.]
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
[Scene: N.Y.Us University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.]
Ross: Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.
Ross: Bummer.
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
Ross: Well, I thought it first, Holmes.
ROSS: I'm tellin' you. You can't do this.
Ross: Yeah?
Chandler: Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!
Ross: Thats right, and thats why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
Ross: Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: No.
Ross: Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just... (Rachel comes over, Ross lays head on table): Hiiii!
Ross: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
Ross: Yknow, she tried to undress me too.
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.