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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.]
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
Chandler: No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)
Joey: Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs(He gasps in horror.) Oh! (Runs out and Chandler just shakes his head. After a second Joey runs back in to grab a piece of pizza and runs back out.)
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Monica: (to the boots) Bye bootsWait! Half off?! (Chandler runs off.)
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Monica: (she reaches out for it and stops) Oh God! I gotta go! (runs out)
Fat Monica: dammit! (Runs off.)
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
Alice: Hi! (She runs over and hugs Phoebes stomach.) So, how did it go at the doctors?
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
(He throws his piece back in the box, runs into the living room, looks for a place to hide the pizza, finds one, slides the box under the couch, sits down on the table, and tries to quickly chew the food in his mouth.)
Rachel: Okay! (She runs to get some.)
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)
Chandler: Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Rachel: Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
[He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell something and turns around to see Phoebes dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes off the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire.]
(Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.)
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Phoebe: Ooh, uh (She grabs her coat and runs out.)
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Frank: So gross! (He runs back to the delivery room.)
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
(He starts chasing her around Rachel a couple of times before she runs into the living room and he tackles her on the couch where he starts tickling her.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Joey: Now go! Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from youre secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.)
Rachel: Okay. (Runs off.)
Rachel: (Runs into Phoebe.) Hey!
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Chloe: (seeing Ross enter) Hey, its the dinosaur guy. (runs over to Ross) Hi, Ross.
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
[Sequence 3: Chandler is running with the ball, Phoebe flashes him again, but Chandler covers his eyes, and keeps running. He then runs into a tree at the end of the field.]
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
(The pianist starts to play, and Joey readies himself, and then runs out of the audition.)
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
Janine: Wait! (Janine pauses, then runs down the stairs.)
Chandler: Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)
Ben: Yay! (Runs off.)
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Ross: Bye! (Runs out)
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
(He runs out and Frank watches him go.)
Chandler: I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. (Runs off.)
Chandler: Hi! Bye! (runs to the bathroom)
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Rachel: Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. (Turns and bumps into a mounted policeman and falls) Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry! (Runs off.)
(Rachel runs in.)
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Sequence 1: Chandler is running past Phoebe with the ball, Phoebe flashes him, he stops and stares dumbfounded at her. Phoebe then runs up and takes the ball away.]
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Joey: (Runs out in a towel) What's the matter with you?!
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
(Rachel runs a quick slant.)
Monica: Okay! (Runs off.)
Ross: Joey?! Joey!! (He runs into his bedroom.)
Phoebe: Oh, I want to look too! (She runs over and sits down and checks out a picture). Yikes!
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Joey: Okay! (Runs off downstairs.)
Ben: Santa! (Runs to Chandler and hugs him)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)
Joey: (on the tape) I'm comin' out! (He opens the door and hops out pointing the gun in all directions and then runs out of view.)
(She runs off leaving a stunned Chandler behind.)
Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)
Monica: (Runs out to the hallway) Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, (Raises her hand) new job, (Raises her hand really high) you. This is just something I have to do.
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in.]
Chandler: Ooh, yum! (Runs into the bedroom.)
Joey: (checks his watch) Damn! (runs out to work)
Janice: Okay! (She runs for the bathroom)
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
(Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.)
(Chandler runs around behind Ross, who pitches him the ball. Chandler runs upfield, and Joey knocks the ball out of his hands.)
(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)
Monica: Fine. (Starts to walk away then she runs over and grabs an orange before she exits.) Go! Go! Go!
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees its not working to his liking so hes confronting her about the sexual tension.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
(Monica runs out.)
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
(Ross runs out to get the tickets.)
Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.