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[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
(Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowly stops patting her breast.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
Fat Monica: dammit! (Runs off.)
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
Alice: Hi! (She runs over and hugs Phoebes stomach.) So, how did it go at the doctors?
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
(He throws his piece back in the box, runs into the living room, looks for a place to hide the pizza, finds one, slides the box under the couch, sits down on the table, and tries to quickly chew the food in his mouth.)
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Rachel: Okay! (She runs to get some.)
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
Frank: So gross! (He runs back to the delivery room.)
Monica: Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Rachel: Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)
Chandler: Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)
[He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell something and turns around to see Phoebes dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes off the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire.]
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
Phoebe: Ooh, uh (She grabs her coat and runs out.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
(He starts chasing her around Rachel a couple of times before she runs into the living room and he tackles her on the couch where he starts tickling her.)
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
Joey: Now go! Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from youre secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.)
Rachel: Okay. (Runs off.)
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
(Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.)
Rachel: (Runs into Phoebe.) Hey!
Chloe: (seeing Ross enter) Hey, its the dinosaur guy. (runs over to Ross) Hi, Ross.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
[Sequence 3: Chandler is running with the ball, Phoebe flashes him again, but Chandler covers his eyes, and keeps running. He then runs into a tree at the end of the field.]
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Janine: Wait! (Janine pauses, then runs down the stairs.)
(The pianist starts to play, and Joey readies himself, and then runs out of the audition.)
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
Chandler: Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)
(He runs out and Frank watches him go.)
Ross: Bye! (Runs out)
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Ben: Yay! (Runs off.)
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Chandler: Hi! Bye! (runs to the bathroom)
Rachel: Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. (Turns and bumps into a mounted policeman and falls) Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry! (Runs off.)
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
Chandler: No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)
Chandler: I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. (Runs off.)
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
[Sequence 1: Chandler is running past Phoebe with the ball, Phoebe flashes him, he stops and stares dumbfounded at her. Phoebe then runs up and takes the ball away.]
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
(Rachel runs in.)
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
Joey: (Runs out in a towel) What's the matter with you?!
(Rachel runs a quick slant.)
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Monica: Okay! (Runs off.)
Phoebe: Oh, I want to look too! (She runs over and sits down and checks out a picture). Yikes!
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?
Ross: Joey?! Joey!! (He runs into his bedroom.)
Ben: Santa! (Runs to Chandler and hugs him)
Joey: (on the tape) I'm comin' out! (He opens the door and hops out pointing the gun in all directions and then runs out of view.)
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]
(She runs off leaving a stunned Chandler behind.)
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in.]
(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)
Joey: Okay! (Runs off downstairs.)
Monica: (Runs out to the hallway) Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, (Raises her hand) new job, (Raises her hand really high) you. This is just something I have to do.
Joey: (checks his watch) Damn! (runs out to work)
Chandler: Ooh, yum! (Runs into the bedroom.)
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)
Janice: Okay! (She runs for the bathroom)
(Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.)
(Chandler runs around behind Ross, who pitches him the ball. Chandler runs upfield, and Joey knocks the ball out of his hands.)
(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)
[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees its not working to his liking so hes confronting her about the sexual tension.]
Monica: Fine. (Starts to walk away then she runs over and grabs an orange before she exits.) Go! Go! Go!
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.]
[The dog barks, runs out of Phoebe's room and jumps onto the couch]
(Ross runs out to get the tickets.)
Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
(Monica runs out.)
JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)