words in movies
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Janice: Okay! (She runs for the bathroom)
Fat Monica: dammit! (Runs off.)
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
Alice: Hi! (She runs over and hugs Phoebes stomach.) So, how did it go at the doctors?
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
(He throws his piece back in the box, runs into the living room, looks for a place to hide the pizza, finds one, slides the box under the couch, sits down on the table, and tries to quickly chew the food in his mouth.)
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Rachel: Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)
Rachel: Okay! (She runs to get some.)
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
[He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell something and turns around to see Phoebes dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes off the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire.]
Chandler: Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Frank: So gross! (He runs back to the delivery room.)
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
(He starts chasing her around Rachel a couple of times before she runs into the living room and he tackles her on the couch where he starts tickling her.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Phoebe: Ooh, uh (She grabs her coat and runs out.)
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
(Rachel runs into the airport, trying to catch Ross, moving people out of the way.)
Joey: Now go! Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from youre secret Santa! (Chandler runs out and closes the door.)
Rachel: Okay. (Runs off.)
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Rachel: (Runs into Phoebe.) Hey!
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)
Chloe: (seeing Ross enter) Hey, its the dinosaur guy. (runs over to Ross) Hi, Ross.
[Sequence 3: Chandler is running with the ball, Phoebe flashes him again, but Chandler covers his eyes, and keeps running. He then runs into a tree at the end of the field.]
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Janine: Wait! (Janine pauses, then runs down the stairs.)
(The pianist starts to play, and Joey readies himself, and then runs out of the audition.)
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
Chandler: Hey! (Runs over and gets his wonder broom)
Ross: Bye! (Runs out)
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
Ben: Yay! (Runs off.)
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Rachel: Oh, oh, oh, Ill get Rainy Day Bear!! (runs to get him)
(He runs out and Frank watches him go.)
Rachel: Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. (Turns and bumps into a mounted policeman and falls) Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry! (Runs off.)
Chandler: Hi! Bye! (runs to the bathroom)
Chandler: No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)
Chandler: I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. (Runs off.)
Monica: Okay! (Runs off.)
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
(Rachel runs in.)
(Rachel runs a quick slant.)
[Sequence 1: Chandler is running past Phoebe with the ball, Phoebe flashes him, he stops and stares dumbfounded at her. Phoebe then runs up and takes the ball away.]
Joey: (Runs out in a towel) What's the matter with you?!
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
Phoebe: Oh, I want to look too! (She runs over and sits down and checks out a picture). Yikes!
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Ross: Joey?! Joey!! (He runs into his bedroom.)
Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?
Joey: (on the tape) I'm comin' out! (He opens the door and hops out pointing the gun in all directions and then runs out of view.)
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Just here (Runs his fingers down the bridge of his nose) and there (Runs his fingers across his forehead).
Ben: Santa! (Runs to Chandler and hugs him)
(She runs off leaving a stunned Chandler behind.)
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)
Joey: Okay! (Runs off downstairs.)
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)
(Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.)
[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]
Chandler: Ooh, yum! (Runs into the bedroom.)
Joey: (checks his watch) Damn! (runs out to work)
Rachel: (to the woman) Alimony. (Runs outside.)
Monica: (Runs out to the hallway) Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, (Raises her hand) new job, (Raises her hand really high) you. This is just something I have to do.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in.]
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Monica: Fine. (Starts to walk away then she runs over and grabs an orange before she exits.) Go! Go! Go!
(Chandler runs around behind Ross, who pitches him the ball. Chandler runs upfield, and Joey knocks the ball out of his hands.)
(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
[The final one is from Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, Joey has been trying to repel Janice and sees its not working to his liking so hes confronting her about the sexual tension.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
(Ross runs out to get the tickets.)
(Monica runs out.)
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)
[The dog barks, runs out of Phoebe's room and jumps onto the couch]
(Chandler runs into the bathroom)
Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.
JOEY: Oh, Richard's here. I should run down say bye to him (runs out)
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.]
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joeys standing.)