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'S' in a movie sentence | examples for 'S' from movies

Phoebe: Why?! What’s happening to the coffee house?! (Monica looks at her.) Oh! (Realizes.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: That’s much better.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: What’s up?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what I’m going to say to you, I’m not saying as your friend. Okay? I’m-I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? I’m-I’m-I’m serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You won’t believe what Monica’s older brother just said to me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Well, so far I have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don’t have my something blue.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Yes that’s the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh that’s great!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Wait! Wait! Wait! You can’t start today! Today’s the rehearsal dinner!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? We’re ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby he’s playing Vincent.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: Okay, all right. Let’s do it. (He walks off.) And…Action!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh…I th—I thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Y’know? He’s uh, he’s a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: I don’t think so. Let’s take it back to Richard’s last line. (Walks off.) Action!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Here’s a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Ohh, I’m so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it’s really, it’s made me stay calm. (Chandler just looks at her.) I coulda been worse!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Chandler’s Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (She’s wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: (shaking her hand) It’s lovely to meet you.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Dad! There’s Ross (points), why don’t you go talk to him?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: It-it’s so great to see you both here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyone’s ass you want too.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler’s dad and try to keep him away from Chandler’s mom?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Man in the black dress… (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! I’m Rachel! I’m a friend of Monica and Chandler’s!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyone’s attention please? I’m uh; I’m Ross Geller.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, I’m Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I’m the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we’re here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Hey, where’s Chandler?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Uh, I think he’s in Rachel’s room. See ya. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (going up to Rachel’s closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesn’t see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesn’t find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: She’s steaming her dress, why? What’s up?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: I think Chandler’s gone. (He hands her the note.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: (walking up) What’s up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica I’m sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. Maybe it’s tell Monica I’m sorry I…drank the last of the milk.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he’s changed his name, y’know? Tell Monica I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Don’t be so negative! Good God! Isn’t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachel’s apartment) right now?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (He’s holding a script.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(He’s still spitting and Joey holds his script in front of his face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: That’s what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Gunther: He’s getting married tomorrow right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Yes. Yes. Don’t worry. Everything’s fine. We’ll uh, we’ll see you tomorrow at the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Assistant Director: (To Joey) Here’s your call sheet for tomorrow.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said there’s still no word from Chandler.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay. Well there’s one down.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) I’m getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I don’t care because today’s my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Y’know she might not even notice he’s gone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s just…It’s just so sad!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, but you’ve got to pull yourself together! Monica can’t see you like this! Then she’ll know something’s wrong!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) There’s no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah. (Looks.) Oh, that’s gone too. This is Monica’s bathroom right?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh here’s a whole bunch.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Oh, I mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Y’know? Then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. Monica’s pregnant. (Rachel covers her mouth.) So I guess she won’t be totally alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s bathroom, the scene is continued from earlier.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: I know! Monica’s gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn’t heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler’s parents again!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: All right, we’ve got to tell her he’s gone. (Starts to leave.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Ross, she’s gonna start getting ready soon!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandler’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The director turns around.) Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn’t supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It’s my best friend’s, and I’m officiating so I really can’t work past four.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can’t stop filming just for you. It’s not like it’s your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: It’s not on my head.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: Look Joey, there’s nothing I can do. Besides, you’re probably gonna be out by four anyway. We’ve just got one short scene. It’s just you and Richard, and God knows he’s a pro. You’ll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Hey! You’re here! Great! Great! Great! Let’s get going buddy, we’ve got a scene to shoot!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: We are never gonna find him! He’s one guy in a huge city!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: She’s fine. She doesn’t know you’re gone. And she doesn’t have to know, okay? Now come on, we’re going home.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: What’s wrong with being the Bings?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: It’s not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody’s! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I’ve met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don’t race cars! I don’t make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but I’m afr…It’s too huge.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: (interrupting him) Yeah—No-but-but-but-but! We’re just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that’s not scary right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) But then the day comes! And that’s every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: I know. At dusk. That’s such a hard time for me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Let’s go to lunch.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: (entering) What’s going on?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: We can’t find Chandler…(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)—‘s vest. We can’t find Chandler’s vest.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: Let’s reset.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: Let’s take it from there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? It’s going terribly slowly.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The Hotel, Monica’s room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Yeah, we got him back. Everything’s fine.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler’s Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, what’s the next little bit?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y’know. I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time. So I’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay. Oh but don’t tell them Monica’s pregnant because, they frown on that.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and he’s so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (He’s wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: Monica’s Hotel Room, Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Geller: You can’t ask us son, that’s cheating.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding, it’s not bad luck then.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: I know! Hey, how’s Chandler doin’?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Great. He’s doing great. Don’t you worry about Chandler.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: Oh that’s sweet. Don’t touch me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Phoebe: What’s going on?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Chandler’s gone again!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy’s hammered!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Director: I’m sorry Joey, as long as he’s here and he’s conscious we’re still shooting.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(He walks away and Joey does Ross’s fist thing. He then enters Richard’s dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: So I uh, I just talked to the director. That’s it, we’re done for the day.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: So I got your car, it’s right outside.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: That’s what you told me.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a fireman’s carry and carries him out.) Here we go.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Richard: Is that my ass? (He’s looking at Joey’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (standing up) That’s right! I’m not!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Know what—If somebody doesn’t tell me what’s going on right now…

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Monica’s pregnant.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that’s when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, y’know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can’t be scary.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

[Scene: The moment we waited for has finally arrived. It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding. We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Monica: She’s right there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (in Monica’s ear) He’s Greek Orthodox.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: (entering) That’s my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I’m sorry I’m a little late. You may be confused by this now, (He’s still in costume) but you won’t be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, let’s get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (To Ross) No, that’s okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: Aw crap! Okay—uh…uh let’s-let’s do the rings.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other’s fingers.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

{Transcriber’s Note: There was no trailer for this episode. See you in season 8; which will start this fall.}

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Janine: I just got a call to be a dancer on a television special for New Year’s Eve. It’s called some sort of Dick’n Rock’n Dickie Eve.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Ross: It’s a rug. (Jill winces.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Phoebe: Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we won’t be partners. So what’s it gonna be?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: You know, ah, I’ve been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, it’s not my fault. It’s a natural instinct.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Rachel: I’m just saying that y’know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s gonna have his own life. Right?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: And if it’s a girl?

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Chandler: So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Charity guy: Hey, it’s not my business, (he takes their check from a drawer) besides it’s probably a good thing. We really would have been spoiling the children, all those food, and warm clothing…

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, It’s closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Rachel: Oh y’know what? Y’know what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman’s and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: It’s my joke.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susan’s lap like all the other fathers.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Scene: Joanna’s office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isn’t wearing any pants.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: Uhh, okay, it’s uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin’ to feel faint so…

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! I’m on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. It’s umm, it’s umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe y’know after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay I’ll see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (examining the cake) Okay well, this side looks bigger. Uh… There’s more crust on this side. Y’know? So, maybe if I measured…

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Rachel: Oh, y'know, it’s just like hats, and a shirt, and CD’s, just sort of stuff that you’ve left here.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Chandler: I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandler’s mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video.  It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him.  They're both at Central Perk.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Phoebe’s Herbal Guy’s office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: Casting Director #3’s office, Joey is entering.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Joey: Listen, I ah, I know it’s a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Joey: Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like "Well, kinda.") Well, y’know what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and there’s a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that I’m not gonna eat! You know why?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Rachel: Well, I haven’t discussed it with him yet, but I know he’s gonna be relieved. Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, “Yes.”) Let’s get it on!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: But it hurt’s my Joey’s Apple.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Ross: Yes, yes it is. It’s uh… (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity to grab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with a napkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: It’s only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Rachel: Well Joey, you’ll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Y’know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Y’know? So it’s sorta like… (Does it, you’ll have to see it.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Rachel: Oh that’s right. You’re the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Guru Saj: I don’t know, what’s a koondis with you? (starts laughing as if that joke was funny, Ross only looks at him, and he stops) Please, lie down! I’ve got a sav that oughta shrink that right up.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: No, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that’s better than Relaxi Cab.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monica’s quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Chandler: That’s right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Mrs. Geller: It’s nothing, it’s just that now your Father owes me five dollars.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Joey: (to the dog) C’mere. Hey. C’mere. That’s Rachel. She’s the one who used to live here. Might as well be honest with you—we love her. But we can’t have her. I really miss her. Well, hey, you understand, right? You’re a guy. (thinks about it and picks up the dog and looks) Well, you used to be.

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Monica: That’s because he wasn’t invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) That’s alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you weren’t supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I’m sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Chandler: Okay, it’s just weird! Okay? I don’t want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need…I don’t know what I need. I need a walk.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Monica: (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look who’s here!

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Ross: Look, I-I don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. So…Here. Here’s my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I’ll be there! Okay? I don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, y’know, I know where everything goes, it’s always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebody’s killing her in there!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Monica: Ross, your little creature’s got the remote again.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Cut to Earl’s office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebe’s and Earl’s offices with each of their lines.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJ’s! You’re really livin’ it up here in London huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Woman: OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Chandler: Let’s. (Everyone gets up and leaves Rachel.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandler’s not here, he always wins at this game.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Monica: Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentine’s Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe Sr: I realise I don’t have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isn’t paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh… Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, it’s very important.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Ross: Oh great! We’re going out again Saturday. But I just found she’s also seeing some other guy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

[Later, Phoebe is on the phone, they’re all still trapped in Monica’s bedroom.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Chandler: Okay uh, here’s the electric bill. (Hands it to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! He’s complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Monica: Pheebs, how’s it going?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that’s, I think that’s really cool.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, I’m going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translator’s date? So that when we, it’s time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, he’s really, he’s kinda cute.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y’know what? I’ll-I’ll come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross who’s entering.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 1

Rachel: Ok. Oh God. (To Ross) Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Rachel: It’s left sweetie, but that’s okay sweetie, that’s a tough one.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Rachel, it’s going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Rachel: You know what, I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna call him up, and I’m gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin’? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? It’s Rachel Green from Bloomingdale’s. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we—(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, let’s see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. I’ll see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) You’ve done that a thousand times?

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Phoebe: Nuh-uh! They’re maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Rachel: Wait, I’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Ross: That’s interesting, but check this out. I date her…

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Rachel: Oh God… Oh, he’s in there right now?

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, that’s funny, I can’t believe I did that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Mr. Franklin: (laughs) That’s a good one. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Joey: Hey listen, why don’t you come downstairs with me? There’s some really nice girls down there.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Claudia: Yes, in Oklahoma it�s legal to smoke in offices with fifteen people or less. (passing the pack) Would you like one?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Rachel: Oh it’s umm, it’s tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Monica: That’s a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Joey: Look no, I-I know it’s bad, and I know it’s wrong. Okay? But-but it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen. Y’know? These-these are just feelings, they’re gonna go away.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Jill: That he wouldn’t pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter he’s actually proud off.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Chandler: Hi! I’m Dorf! You’re date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, that’s good stuff!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you’re gonna be moving in with him I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He’s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm… Oh-oh he always, he always umm—Oh, who am I kidding! He’s the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Courtney: Oh! Okay! I’m gonna try it without the coffee cup ‘cause I think it’s the left hand that’s messing me up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Ross: That’s all right, we-we don’t need you. In fact, hey I’m over it already.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Phoebe: Oh yeah, come here. (Puts a little wax on Joey’s arm and puts a strip on it.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: (noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Scene: Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) He’s the head of my department.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Phoebe: Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Rachel: (ignoring him) Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that he’s so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: Hey. It’s three in the morning. They don’t know that I’ve come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Well that—y’know it’s just uh, I’ve never done that before. Me and him alone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know I’m sure that’s not gonna happen this time, why don’t I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolph’s.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Chandler: Was the setting of Phoebe’s triumph.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: That’s all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23