words in movies
Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) Thats all right. Hey you guys, you know whats going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, Im doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Actress/Olivia: Don't say that...
Phoebe: (pause) Ok, say no more.
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Receptionist: I don't know what to say.
Ross: (mumbling) She doesn't know what to say!
MONICA: Ok, let me go check. Your mom want's to say goodbye.
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!
CHANDLER: Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]
Monica: I dont want to say.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Monica: Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! "Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm"!
Monica: It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)
Ross: (to Emma) Can you say Barbados?
Ross: Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Ross: What did it say?
Chandler: Well, it didn't say "This is a virus"!!
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
Monica: I hope youre hungry, were starting with oysters. And yknow what they say about oysters, dont you?
C.H.E.E.S.E: You can say that again Mac.
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
(They all say to Monica, clink their glasses, and drink.)
Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.
Chandler: Okay, so weve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we werent friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and Im like (in a fake voice) Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
Chandler: Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
Phoebe: Why, why, why didn’t you just say no!
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, thats your fault. I say.
Monica: I have nothing to say to you.
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Chandler: If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)
Joey: What did I just say?
Jill: Fine, then lets just say hes not my type.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Passenger: You say you love this man, yet youre about to ruin the happiest day of his life. Im afraid I have to agree with you friend Pheebs.. This is a..this is a...terrible, terrible plan.
Charlie: Ah, well, unless it's the creepy guy with his hand up his kilt, I'm gonna say congratulations!
Monica: But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!
Phoebe: (in her head) Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! Shes not your cousin!
Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"?
Joey: Now, what do you say?
Chandler: What did I just say?
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Chandler: You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Chandler: No you dont! No, no, no, I say you have to give your divorce another chance.
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Rachel: You heard them say that?
JOEY: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea.
Phoebe: Alright, what are we gonna say?
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Cecilia: Well, lets just say if I left 15 years ago, the landscape of Mexican cinema would be very different today!
Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Benjamin: If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!
Joey: Okay, for next time, what do you say?
Monica: No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that thats more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Phoebe: I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?
Chandler: So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, were on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy.
Phoebe: So... what do you say?
Chandler: Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?
Mike: Is that what you say to Chandler?
Phoebe: Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?
ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.
Monica: But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Monica: (to Danny) We'll be right there! (To Rachel) Can't you just say it starts later?
Chandler: Why would you say that?
Joey: Well, I just tape it to the back of my toilet tank. (realises that anyone could have overheard that) I didn't say that! It's in a bank guarded by robots!
Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head.
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
Ross: High collar and baggy pants say Im a pro.
Joey: I mean what kind of an actor, what kind of an actor cant even say, "Hmm, noodle soup?"
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Chandler: I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick.
Erica: I've nothing to say to you. (walks a few paces)
CHANDLER: Your just, your just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular. See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal.
Ross: And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?
Joey: What did I just say?
Ross: I didn't say we were brothers.
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.