words in movies
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
[Scene: Hotel's bar. Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands. She's hidden behind a huge plant]
(Three paleontologists walk by and Ross hugs Charlie trying not to be seen)
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Ross: Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?
Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.
Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where hes seen her before.) (To him) Youre trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, Ill give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
Phoebe: Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
Rachel: Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!
Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Joey: Have you seen Monica?
Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey Ive ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
Chandler: Yes have you seen any?
CHANDLER: OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
Rachel: I havent seen it yet!
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel?
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?!
Chandler: Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
The Dry Cleaner: Ive never seen it!
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
The Fan: Oh yeah! Ive seen all her movies.
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?
Ross: Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She mustve seen me cruising in the bad boy.
MR. GELLER: I tell you, I've never seen him this happy.
Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Cheryl: My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
PHOEBE: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Rachel: I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
ROSS: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Chandler: I havent seen this dress.
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
Joey: No, sorry haven't seen him.
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Joey: Youve seen my huge stack of porn right? (Phoebe nods.)
Phoebe: Hey, have you guys seen Monica?
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Phoebe: Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in (Realizes, that Chandler starts to not believing her) I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Phoebe: Why? Who’d you seen him with?
Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?
Monica: No, we haven't seen her since this morning.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Joey: Wait a second, wait a second, where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before...
Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.
Ross: Y'know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
Phoebe: Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets.
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.