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Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
[Scene: Outside the Janitors Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.]
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Monica: And the sex?
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Rachel: Yeah thats right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
Rachel: (speaking to herself and reading Cosmopolitan) Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels. (Translation: You have sex with donkeys.)
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
Phoebe: And! She uses sex as a weapon!
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Chandler: Well, its like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.
Chandler: He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Joey: Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Phoebe: What sex?
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Phoebe: We didnt have sex.
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Monica: Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Chandler: Sex on the balcony?
Phoebe: Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
The Fan: No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store arent gonna believe this! (Exits.)
Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Ross: Its sex.
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]