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Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Chandler: Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it.
Rachel: Oh, its so easy for you I mean, youre not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Ross: No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
Rachel: Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.
Joey: All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
CHANDLER: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
[Scene: Outside the Janitors Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.]
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Chandler: (to Joey) You not gonna believe this: She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
Joey: Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
Joey: You meant sex, right?
Phoebe: Sex in his chair.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
MONICA: Fine, go have sex.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Joey: No, only for sex.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.