words in movies
PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.
CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
PHOEBE: I think she's OK.
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Chandler: Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.
Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Rachel: What? You really think she's hot?
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Rachel: (she's got that "yeah, try to say it" look on her face) Yes?
Rachel: She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!
Joey: She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Joey: How do you think she's doing?
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.
Monica: What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)
Joey: She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
Monica: She's asleep.
Monica: She's asleep. Chandler?
Chandler: Yeah.... she's not so cute.
Joey: ... she's being unreasonable!
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.
Chandler: She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: And she's a little mannish...
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)
Chandler: (looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Monica: (in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Chandler: And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!
Rachel: Oh, she's still napping
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Monica: SHE'S YOURS!
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's yours!
Rachel: She's yours!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Rachel: She's mine!
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Ross: She's gone.
Monica: She's in her room, why?
Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) "Oh My God"!
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?
Ross: She's putting words in your mouth!
Rachel: What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?
Monica: (enjoying what she's seeing) How's it going?
Ross: She's still at dinner?
Ross: Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
CHANDLER: All right. (reading her answer) "My husband is sleeping with his secretary." She's married!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Ross: At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R rated movies.
(Monica is standing by the crib, and she's looking at her babies.)
Monica: (Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Phoebe: She's got her cell, you could call her.
Ross: I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!
Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.
Monica: But the minute we start to lie to each other (Pauses after she realizes what she's saying.) And by 'we' I mean society.