words in movies
Ross: Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it.
Ross: She's not- past, she's present, she's back.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
(Rachel tries to get Monica's attention to tell her Steve is stoned. She pretends to drag on a joint, and Monica thinks she's giving her the 'OK' signal. Then Rachel does it again, inhaling deeply this time. Monica waves it off as though she doesn't believe it.)
Phoebe: Oh my God, she's so stupid!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
[everyone is quiet, unsure if she's done or not]
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
(She takes off the coat she was wearing over her wedding dress, which is violet and has a darker shade petticoat underneath which shows at one side where the dress is lifted up to about the height of her hip and connected to the petticoat. She's wearing a veil over her curly hair and a low cut top with straps only just hanging over her shoulders.)
TERRY: F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.
(Joey sees that she's carrying a small red bag.)
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
The Salesman: Well you, her, I mean, she's very y'know. And you're like y'know.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.]
MNCA: She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Monica: How many fingers am I holding up? (She's not holding any up.)
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
-Cuts to Monica (She's just arrived outside his room she fixes a bent photo hanging on the wall then sprays mint in her mouth and enter)
Rachel: Hello! (Listens) Oh yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! (To Phoebe) It's Chandler.
CHANDLER: She's one of us now.
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
Chandler: Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you.
Monica: She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.
<Joey realizes what she's doing>
RUSS: Oh, all she said was that I remind her too much of somebody. You have any idea who she's talking about?
Rachel: Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
ROSS: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, "hey, you're not Bob."
Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's a lump.
Joey: She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.
Rachel: She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!
Rachel: Oh! (She's trying to recover while still on the floor.)
Rachel: (she's got that "yeah, try to say it" look on her face) Yes?
MONICA: Is there any chance that you can look at this as flattering? I mean, she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Phoebe: Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd.
Rachel: What? You really think she's hot?
Joey: How do you think she's doing?
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.
Monica: What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
Ross: (knowing she's not alright) O-kay. Well, I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast. (He starts to leave)
Joey: She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Chandler: Yeah.... she's not so cute.
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
Monica: She's asleep.
Monica: She's asleep. Chandler?
Phoebe: No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx.
Ross: And she's a little mannish...
Chandler: She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
Joey: ... she's being unreasonable!
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Chandler: (looks afraid, but at the same time, knows she's right) Well, we have to do something. We can't have her living next door. (Janice's laughs loudly outside) Oh, that does it too. (Motions with his index finger like Monica did)
Rachel: Oh, honey, dont worry. She's gonna make it on time.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Monica: (in pain) Aww! (she holds her hand, moaning like she's biting back a scream)
Chandler: And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Rachel: She's yours!
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Rachel: (doesn't believe what she's hearing) Seriously?
Rachel: Oh, she's still napping
Joey: I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great.
Rachel: She's yours!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: SHE'S YOURS!
Rachel: She's mine!
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Monica: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.
Chandler: Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen.
Ross: She's gone.
Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) "Oh My God"!