words in movies
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
Ross: (shocked) Hey!
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
Rachel: (shocked) What?
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Phoebe: Oh sorry. (Shocked) And?!
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Joey: (shocked) What?
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
Phoebe: I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
(everyone's shocked)
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
(Monica looks shocked)
(Bill and Colleen look shocked.)
(Chandler and Monica look shocked)
(Rachel looks very shocked)
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)
Chandler: (now yelling) (pretending to look shocked) I did!
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Joey: (clearly shocked) What?
(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
(Ross and Chandler look shocked)
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
Chandler: (shocked) She? It's a girl?
(Ross is shocked.)
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
Rachel: (shocked) You have been maid of honor before?!!
Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
(Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)
Ross: (even more shocked) Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Monica: Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before them. Yeah! That guy tried to sell me drugs. (Laura looks shocked)
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Ross: Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.
Joey: (shocked) From the land down under? I didn't know that either!
(Phoebe whispers something in Joey's ear, but after hearing it he jumps up, shocked)
(Ross looks shocked and says nothing.)
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, Im not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it werent for us, cheap little man. (Emilys stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)
Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!
Jessica Ashley: (shocked) Oh my God! I won! Do you have any idea what this means?! (She rolls her eyes and throws it onto the couch.)
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)