words in movies
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
(The gang is shocked.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: (shocked) What?
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Ross: (shocked) Hey!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (shocked) What?!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Phoebe: Oh sorry. (Shocked) And?!
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Joey: (shocked) What?
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
Phoebe: I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
(Chandler and Monica look shocked)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!
(Bill and Colleen look shocked.)
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
(Rachel looks very shocked)