words in movies
Monica: What? (looks very shocked) Why?
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (shocked) What?!
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Phoebe: Oh sorry. (Shocked) And?!
Joey: (shocked) What?
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
Chandler: (shocked) What?!
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
Phoebe: I am shocked! Shocked!! (She storms off leaving Ross to defend himself from the angry looks from onlookers.)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
(everyone's shocked)
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
(Bill and Colleen look shocked.)
Ross: (shocked at her beauty) Cassie?!
(Monica looks shocked)
(Rachel looks very shocked)
(Chandler and Monica look shocked)
Rachel: (Shocked) Wha... the next one?
Rachel: (pretends to be shocked) Uh! The police!
Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Chandler: (now yelling) (pretending to look shocked) I did!
Joey: (clearly shocked) What?
(Ross and Chandler look shocked)
(Ross is shocked.)
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
(Joey looks at him, Phoebe tries not to smile, and Chandler is shocked.)
Chandler: (shocked) She? It's a girl?
Ross: Maybe I should stand on your feet! (Gerts shocked and Ross realizes what he said and tries to brush it off.)
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
Rachel: (shocked) You have been maid of honor before?!!
Joey: (shocked) Dah!! (Chandler motions for him to calm down.)
(Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
Ross: (even more shocked) Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Ross: Oh yeah, shes-shes amazing. And-and shes so much fun. And! Yknow what? When Im with her, Im fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes. (Chandler is shocked.) Shes leaving in two days, I dont have to do it.