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Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
(She puts her leg up on the chair and removes this huge knife from her boot to open the box with. The guys are shocked at the knife's existence.)
Ross: (shocked) You dont have a valid drivers licenseOkay that is it! Pull over right now!
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
(They head in separate directions and Chandler emerges and hes so shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Monica: I made her. (Phoebe looks shocked) Steel drums don't really say "elegant wedding". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
Joey: (looks at her, shocked) What?!
Alice: (shocked) Oh! Oh! Oh! Thank you so much! You dont know what this means to us! Oh!
Ross: No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
(The gang is shocked.)
Emily: Oh. (Shes shocked and hugs him.) Thank you. (She boards the plane.)
Doug: No-no, I heard what you said, funny. I like funny. (Chandler starts to leave) This team is about hard work, but its also about having fun. Good to have you aboard Bing! (smacks him on the butt, and Chandler leaves shocked.)
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!
Charlton Heston: (shocked) Youre in this picture?
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
Rachel: (shocked) Well, I-I guessI
Phoebe: (shocked) You work with robots!!
Ross: (shocked) Hey!
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
Joey: (shocked) Thats mean! You really had me going there!
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Ross: Hey! (Rachel is shocked) Hi Bonnie!
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Janice: Ooh, that decides it then. I was on the fence. But knowing that you two would be our neighbors? Ah! now we have to get it! (Chandler and Monica are utterly shocked) Ellen, we're going to talk numbers. (Grabs Ellen by her elbow and pulls her outside)
(Both Chandler and Phoebe have shocked looks on their faces.)
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream. (Chandlers shocked.) What? I read that.
Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?!
Joey: (shocked) Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
(He goes over and gives Rachel the same treatment he gave Monica, only Rachel is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God.
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Ross: Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Monica: (shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it.
Chandler: (shocked) Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Phoebe: (shocked) Really?!
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Joey: (shocked) What?
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) What?
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler wakes up, and finds someone else's hand on his chest. He rolls over and is shocked to see Janice there.]
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (shocked) What?!
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Morse: (shocked) Why?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Chandler: (sarcastically shocked) Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Rosss situation?
Joey: (shocked) Has it been that long?!
Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?!
Phoebe: Oh sorry. (Shocked) And?!
Monica: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) What?
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Ross: (shocked) Eh?
[Chandler is mega shocked!]
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
[The Gellers glare at Monica, shocked]
(Mr. Thompson looks shocked and at Rachel, she suddenly starts laughing.)
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Ross: HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!! (Chandler is so shocked at Ross's outburst that he drops his spoon and backs up) Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!
Joey: No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. (Chandler and Monica look even more shocked)
Melissa: (shocked) What?
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Ross: (shocked) Gunther?!
Rachel: (shocked) Hi!
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
(Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out theres more than three), five, six, and seven!
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) Thats right.
Chandler: (shocked) What?!