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[In slow motion, as some haunty demonic music plays in the background, Joey throws the ball in, Chandler quits playing and goes for his Chinese food. Joey smacks the ball really hard, shooting it down the table. Chandler slowly takes a bite, the ball bounces off of the wall, heads back up the table, and scores the goal for Chandler.]
The Director: Im sorry Joey, as long as hes here and hes conscious were still shooting.
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months Im going to have three full grown babies just walkin around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And its gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
Chandler: Nice shooting!
Chandler: Ahhhhh! (walks out, imitating shooting himself in the head)
Chandler: You're shooting with Althea?!
Carol: Ohh, yknow, Susans gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
Phoebe: Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?
Joey: Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Joey: Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!
[Scene: Street in front of the London Marriott, Joey and Chandler exit. Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.]