words in movies
Phoebe: I didnt know where to put it so I just left it here for now.
Ross: Hey! Oh, Im so glad you guys are here. Ive been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.
Ross: Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so .
Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
Joey: Ah Hey, so this roommate of yours is he good looking?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Rachel: And so were-were you close to your parents?
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Joey: Yes I am! Again so simple!
Chandler: Well yknow, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.
Joey: I never laughed so hardDid you see the wine come out of my nose?
Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Ross: So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, hes wearing in-line skates and hasnt taken them off.) Here. (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.) Here. (China.) Now as for the hydrosaurs
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
CHAN: [in phone] So, Spock actually hugs his father?
Ross: Yeah. So
Joey: So, there was no miracle?!
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Rachel: All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?
Monica: So how does it look?
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Phoebe: Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachels dessert is...[about to say bad] so good that I eat all of it. Theres none left for anybody else!
Phoebe: So nothing got ruined?
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Joey: All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Joey: (laughs that one off) Yeah. So uh Ross, well nowwhy did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Chandler: You bet I did, Ben, put it there! (He shakes Ben's hand, but the money falls out of his hands) (to Monica) Well, it would have worked this time, if his hands weren't so damn small! (Realizes, that Ben is standing right there) Ho, ho, ho!
Rachel: I dont think so.
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
Phoebe: Okay, it just seems pretty wild and youre soyknow so vanilla.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Cecilia: Youre so welcome.
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
Chandler: No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
Monica: So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? Im just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit.
Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!
Rachel: You are so beautiful.
Ross: So?
Joey: (as Jessica) I dont think so.
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Rachel: Yeah I think so.
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Rachel: Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?
Joey: So I can do it?
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Rachel: Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didnt deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you.
Rachel: Well, Valentines Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldnt get her a calendar!
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
PHOEBE: No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no.
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, which look in disgust)
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Monica: Youre gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Joey: So What?
Monica: So to get this part you cant be?
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Ross: This is insane, Im not gonna make love to you just so that youll go into labor.
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Joey: Well, maybe thats because youre closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.
Joey: So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero.
Monica: 'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
Ross: So thats two of my wives.
Joey: I dont think so.
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Ross: So?
Phoebe: So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
Ross: Yeah, it's-it's tough being single. That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
Mr. Geller: Im afraid so.
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Chandler: Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.
Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Chandler: Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Ben: So Santa's coming?
Rachel: Yeah, so lets get started on the wedding plans!
Joey: This sucks! I didnt know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! Im so tired!
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, Im gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Chandler: You are so great! I love you!
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)