words in movies
[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
Phoebe: But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
Chandler: So what happened?
Rachel: Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Chandler: Ohh, so?
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building, we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, "Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!" and it's signed, Joey 629-9*** (The last couple of numbers have been ripped off). Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail.]
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Chandler: Oh yeah, it's so cool. (He opens his coat and has it pinned to the lining.) Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. (Pause, softly) That's pee-pee. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But lookI've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Phoebe: Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved.
Rachel: Thank you. So how-how bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?
Monica: (to Chandler) So, did you do it?
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Kate: (drunk) So you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Joey: Hey Pheebs, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: Oh, Im so sorry.
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Monica: I am so jealous.
Ross: So you were right?
Joey: Well, Ive been better. But, Im all right. So you like her huh?
Steve: Yeah. So, do you want to give a check? Or
Ross: Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Joey: (to Leslie) So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
Phoebe: (holding a lure) So now, what is this now?
Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about?
Rachel: So .
Monica: So you hit her in the face?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Joey: Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
Rachel: (grabbing a beer out of the chairs fridge) I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Monica: So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?
Ross: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)
Gary: Hey, honey! Okay, so did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
Cecilia: (running out to Joey) That was so wonderful! (Hugs him) Ohh, I think that youre a better Jessica than I ever was!
PHOEBE: Ok so will he be back soon?
Phoebe: Heyooh so, how was Vermont?
Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.
Phoebe: (laughs harder) You make it so funny.
Monica: So you didnt leave the bank?
Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
Joey: (More to himself than anyone else) So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to be healthy. (pushes it aside)
(Chandler does so.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Phoebe: I know but its so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
Phoebe: No offence but, yknow sometimes its hard to understand you, yknow with the accent, so
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Rachel: Really? Wow, this is so much better than I
Eric: Come in, Im so glad youre here.
Chandler: So how's it going there in Financial Services?
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
Danny: Okay, listen, I really like you. Okay? I think this can go somewhere. So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?
Chandler: It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!
Joeys Sister: So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Rachel: Well, congratulations, so do you love her?
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing!
Joey: What-what-what is so funny?
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Chandler: Oh man! I am so excitedI may vomit!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, Ive done it for years. I actually stopped because I was so accurate. Yknow, and-and yknow, one of the great joys of life is its-its wondrous unpredictability. Yknow? And also tea tends to give me the trots.
Ross: So how'd it go?
RACHEL: Oh, God, oh, God, I mean it's just so.
Joshua: So, this was uh, really fun.
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Rachel: Im so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)
Joey: Oh, so youre playing Adrienne, huh?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Monica: Youre so pathetic! Why cant you just accept it, were winning because Im better than you.
Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Helen: (Over the intercom) So you still want me to send her psychological profile to Personnel?
ROSS: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Rachel: Oh wow! This is so cool.
Phoebe: Im so glad you could make it.
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Rachel: Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it youve had one of these Braxton thingies?
Rachel: Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. And thank you so much for coming. (Hands back his glasses and hurries out.)
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Joshua: So, all right.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
Joey: OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?