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[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
Phoebe: But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
Chandler: So what happened?
Rachel: Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Chandler: Ohh, so?
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building, we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, "Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!" and it's signed, Joey 629-9*** (The last couple of numbers have been ripped off). Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail.]
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Ross: So uhh, you ready?
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Gary: So uh Chandler, you like that badge I got you?
Chandler: Oh yeah, it's so cool. (He opens his coat and has it pinned to the lining.) Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. (Pause, softly) That's pee-pee. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Chandler: (gasps) So?
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Emily: Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello too?
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Ross: Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha Oh God! So so hot! (Rubs his eyes.) Oh my(Laughs.) By the way, you dont want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Phoebe: Thats the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
CHANDLER: So how'd it go?
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Phoebe: Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common.
Ross: So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.
Mr. Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! (Points to the closet) Ill guard the door!
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
Joey: I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Tim: Here, let me help. (Does so.)
Ross: So I dont wanna be just anybody.
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
Rachel: And now, y'know, I'm like... I'm like the other woman! I feel so..
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Phoebe: Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Barry: I'm sorry... I'm sorry, God, I am so sorry, I'm an idiot, I was weak, I couldn't help myself! Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much!
Phoebe: Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Monica: Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony.
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
Ross: Y'know what? It sounds so weird to say this but, I just had a great day with Janice!
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Joey: No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... (crosses fingers)
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Janice: So? Congratulations you two, I didnt even know you got married.
Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.
CHANDLER: Well, it looks great.� It's just that . . . well, I'm wearing the same thing underneath.� So . . .
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
Monica: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Rachel: No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
Joey: So you're ruling out surrogacy?
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
[Ross looks up as if saying that Joey was weird. He begins flipping through the pages, only to find that they are sticky. So one page is overlapping another, making two recipes look like one.]
Phoebe: No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front. (Theyre all speechless) So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.
Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
Monica: Umm. (Looks at Chandler who is using the phone.) Umm. Umm. I don't think so.
CHANDLER: So um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?
Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!
Chandler: Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Rachel: Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet.
Chandler: Ginger. Im talking to Ginger, so....
(Rachel goes to hug him but Ross is holding one of her hands and doesnt let go, so she can only put one arm around him.)
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
MONICA: Thanks. So, I guess I better be going.
Rachel: Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (He does so.) Hit me. (She slows down with each one.)
Ross: people (shakes head, they sit) so why you all dressed up.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Charlie: It's a... It's good to meet you! Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Rachel: Im sorry. Im sorry. Its just Its just so sad!
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, thats nice!
Rachel: So, if I wanna have my kid when Im 35, I dont have to get pregnant until Im 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant
Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.
Phoebe: Noo! But that would've been so cool!
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Dave: Yeah, me too. (They reach her door.) So, I guess this is it.
MNCA: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
Phoebe: Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?
Monica: (again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Chandler: Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine.