words in movies
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Joey: What-whats so funny?
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?
Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?
Joey: So, were walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, Hey, lets go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes, remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, Nah, lets just hang out at your place. Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.
Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so Id call him.
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Joey: I couldnt help it, there love is so pure.
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought Id curl up in it. Is that all right?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Phoebe: Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didnt. Theres someone here who can explain this better than I can.
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
(Chandler does so.)
CHANDLER: Yeah.� I feel so bad.� Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
RACHEL: [holding a pillow made out of 4 inch red fur] Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.
Chloe: Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.
Joey: You dont have to seem so happy about it.
Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.
The Interviewer: Understood. So, whatd you say back then?
Ross: Yeah, so far nothing stupid.
Monica: Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Ross: Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go "ba dum bum chessh"
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin back out on the water matey?
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Rachel: No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Janine: I don't think so.
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Monica: Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry.
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
MONICA: It's gonna be so hot!� (She kisses him.)
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Rachel: So umm, youre gonna stay with me as long as I need you?
Chandler: Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the brides maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, youre not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?
Chandler: Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?
Ross: Yes! Yes, youre gonna be so missed.
Chandler: Im so sorry.
Monica: Im so humiliated!
Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, Im telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go.
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Cashier: Really?! That is so cool!
Phoebe: Hey Chandler, why so fancy?
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Phoebe: Oh right, because youre so capable of change.
Monica: Okay. (Does so.)
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Julio: The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
The Interviewer: So lets talk a little bit about your duties.
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Ross: Okay, so whats the matter?
Joey: So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?
(She grabs his arm and drags him over to a table where three beautiful women are sitting. Now, Im going to go out on a limb and say that their names are Stephanie, Karin, and Meg. Okay, so I looked at the credits. Of course, only Meg is named later on, so Ill have to guess who is Stephanie and who is Karin. But, well cross that bridge when we come to it.)
Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.
Monica: Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big!
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Chandler: Its just so glamorous.
Joey: Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
Monica: Chandler theres nothing wrong with crying! I mean you dont have to be so macho all the time.
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Ross, whats the big deal? So I kissed the guy!
Chandler: Im so sorry.
Chandler: Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
Joey: Yeah, its this great part, this boxer named Nick. And Im so, so right for it, y'know, hes just like me. Except hes a boxer, and has an evil twin.
The Salesman: So, heres somebody interesting, Joey. What do you know about Van Gogh?
Ross: Not so much.
Joey: Oh thats great! Oh thank you so much!
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?
Rachel: Thats so sweet.
PHOEBE: Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Phoebe: Oh, so you're Monicas boss?
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Joey: Well, it looks like it wasnt heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans.)
Joey: So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable? (thinks about it) Yeah, sounds about right.
Monica: And its so clean!!
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Phoebe: Ooh, I love that place! (Thinks about it.) So, no.
Monica: Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. (She's not; she stands and walks away. Chandler moves closer.)
Ross: (running up) Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
Chandler: Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.
Monica: yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Cliff: I dont think so.
Ross: Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?
Monica: Hes great! I mean we have such a good time together! Hes so funny, and sooo sweet, and Im not attracted to him at all!!
RACHEL: [on phone] Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. [hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket]
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Joey: Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This (His video camera) is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.