words in movies
Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?
Phoebe: Well, she told me that Im gonna die this week, so Im kinda bummed about that.
Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Phoebe: Ugh, its so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could(Groans, hacks, and then freezes with her eyes open and her tongue hanging out.)
Monica: No-no, I-I just, I liked them so much that I went out and bought some for myself.
Estelle: Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Joey: So thats why I feed my dog Purina One! Pick up a bag today! (He turns, looks at the bag and realizes he wont be able to pick it up.)
Casting Director #2: No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.
Joey: "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex just looks at him and the director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex does nothing.) "Come on son! Your Mommas good people!"
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Rachel: Oh... you're so sexy!
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?
Chandler: I'm so sorry...
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Erica: Thanks so much for showing me around.
Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Rachel: (To Ross) So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?
Monica: So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I dont care.
Phoebe: So you dont know thats Barneys the store! That can be yknow his friends house, or a bar. Who has Barneys the store on their speed dial?
Phoebe: Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!
Ross: So uh... I guess I wanna take off.
PHOEBE: Oh, this is so nice. Alright I have to make a speech. I just wanna say that of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot, I like you the best.
Ross: Im so glad youre going on this trip!
(Phoebe turns away so that the two weird women wont see the face she pulls, and sits down.)
Monica: (to Joey) I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Rachel: I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!
Monica: Oh God. I'm so sorry.
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Ross: Rach, I'm so sorry.
Monica: Ah, so glad you decided to come.
Gunther: So you guys want coffees?
Mike: So, what's new?
Man: Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Ross: Poor baby, youre so tired. Rach, I didnt propose to you, Joey didnt propose to you, and Chandler didnt propose to you.
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
Chip: (on machine) Good runnin into you at the bank today, so ah, heres my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
Rachel: (walking towards Joey) Joey, it would mean so...
Joey: The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet its way better than that classic of yours.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water.
Monica: Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Joey: Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let myself out.
Chandler: So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?
Ross: ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
Ross: So, you’re not going to Paris.
Lady: So? What do you think?
Charlie: (to Joey) So, I have to go shopping today, which is my least favourite thing, I'm soo bad at picking out clothes!
Monica: This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year "me"!
Ross: Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?
Monica: Oh, who cares, they still love me! "I am so excited..."
Robert: Jeez, thank you really that is so nice. But um, to be honest, I dont think I can wear these, theyre so tight, I feel like Im on display. Im sorry.
Phoebe: Well I dont, I dont have a mother so often I forget that other people
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Phoebe: Getting so good at that! (She hops on)
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.
Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.
Rachel: You really think so?
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Joanna: Oh, I know and hes soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernies at 9 oclock?
Monica: That is so sweet. (they hug)
Ross: I don't think so.
Monica: This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Mike: No more so than acting.
Ross: God! I can't believe she saved me for last. (looking out to the balcony) Why are they taking so long?
Ross: No, I don't think so.
Chandler: No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Joey: So, so is she still going to Paris?
Ross: So...
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Monica: So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?
Charlie: So, shall we?
Phoebe: Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)
Ross: You really think so?
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Chandler: So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us.
Phoebe: Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Rachel: Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.
Monica: Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Ross: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
Monica: I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
Phoebe: So, you just let her go?
Joey: This is so cool!
Ross: So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Ross: I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now shes like OLD NEWS!
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
(She does so.)
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.
Rachel: She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?