words in movies
Rachel: So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?
Phoebe: Well, she told me that Im gonna die this week, so Im kinda bummed about that.
Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Phoebe: Ugh, its so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could(Groans, hacks, and then freezes with her eyes open and her tongue hanging out.)
Monica: No-no, I-I just, I liked them so much that I went out and bought some for myself.
Estelle: Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Joey: So thats why I feed my dog Purina One! Pick up a bag today! (He turns, looks at the bag and realizes he wont be able to pick it up.)
Casting Director #2: No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.
Joey: "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex just looks at him and the director motions for him to continue so he tries it again.) "Take could care of your Momma son." (Alex does nothing.) "Come on son! Your Mommas good people!"
Ross: (in his head) All right, keep going. We are phasing the accent out, phasing it out. So without out re-testing the results in the laboratory (pronounced the British way) the team would never have identified (British) the initial errors in their carbon dating analysis (British). Were there any questions at this point? (One student raises his hand.) Yes. (Points to him.)
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
Rachel: Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.
Phoebe: So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. (singing:)
Chandler: So, thats it?
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Chandler: Well yknow, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.
Joey: So uh, what are you guys doing?
Rachel: Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye! (She goes back in to talk to Ross.) Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now.
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, well get us some Mai Thais, (To Chandler) maybe no more for you though.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Rachel: Look, yknow I know my lifes going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people whove accomplished so many other goals by the time theyre thirty.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: (jealous) So, um... where did Paolo come from?
Ross: So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Chandler: Oh its been going on way to long now. Yknow, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didnt say anything. And then the next time he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut. And now its five years later, the donuts gone and Im still Toby.
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Joey: Yeah, so did I.
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Joey: (In near tears, realizes she is right) I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Ross: Whats all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!
Ross: So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Chandler: So I guess its just uh, you and me then.
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Joey: I like her so much!
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Ross: The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood.
PHOEBE: Listen to you two. It's so sad. Looks like I'm gonna be going to the goddess meetings alone.
(She can't stay at the end as the couch rounds the turn so she shifts to the back corner of the couch and is at a 90-degree angle to it.)
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, Im just gonna need a small deposit.
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: So, uh, wh-where ya from?
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Joey: I know. And shes so sweet. I just wanna feed her grapes and brush her hair.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Rachel: Okay, so lets play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!
Phoebe: Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay.
Phoebe: So?
Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Janine: I don't think so.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
(They do so and they take off their clothes.)
Chandler: Wow, y'know when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary.
Chandler: (To Gary) So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Phoebe: So, we realize thatOh no (She resets herself) Im telling it! Im telling it (She loses it.)
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
Frank Sr.: So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very sorry that I left?
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that cause shes so passionate?
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Rachel: No-no-no, no, honey please, Ive got, Ive just have so much to deal with.
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Joey: So what are you gonna do?
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Megan: Oh, youre so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.
Ross: No! Come on letsOne more time! One final push! Ready? 1 2 3! (Rachel pushes so hard her head snaps up head-butting Ross and knocking him down.)
CHANDLER: [to guys wering yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.
PHOE: Fun Bobby is so great.
Monica: You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now! (Growls and pulls him into a kiss.)
(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once hes lost for something to say – so she nods her head to tell him that hes thinking correctly...)
Ross: (To Joey) So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?
Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
Chandler: I dont think so.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Rachel: Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!
Rachel: We are so gonna find them this year.