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[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Joey: So, you know I'm filling in for Phoebe's step dad, tomorrow, right?
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
(Phoebe takes one step after him and stops.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]
Joanna: (interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me.
Phoebe: Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because shes the one whos leaving. Its harder for her!
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Mr. Thompson: Your generous contribution brings us a big step closer to building the youth center.
(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop and look up at him. Joey sits down on the step.)
Ticket Agent: Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to step aside, Miss.
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
Ross: Step back.
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
[They both step out into the hall.]
Joey: It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Phoebe: (really surprised) Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.
Chandler: Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still keeps her grip on his tie.)
Chandler: Step away from the duck.
Luisa: Step aside, ladies! (She loads a gun)
Rachel: (threatening Joey with a scrunchy): Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed.
Joey: (getting up) Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! (He tries to take a step and falls flat on his face.)
Ross: Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad.
Joey: Hey! Now, Ive been watching some tapes, hows this? (In a British accent.) "Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!"
Ross: I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back.
Rachel: Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Monica: Heres your tea Phoebe. (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.)
Tag: Okay. (They sit on the step.)
Monica: Well forget it! It doesnt hurt that (tries to take a step) baaad!!!!
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the rabbi.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.
Monica: Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step.
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
(Ross notices that Paolo is standing on a step, which makes him taller. Ross gets up on the same step so he can look down at Paolo.)
(Rachel and Ross both stop kissing, and quickly step back from each other.)
Joey: Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!
Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean its a really big step! And-and whats the rush?!
(In the hallway, Ross all dejected, sits down on the step.)
Monica: Oh God! What did I just step on?
(They both start laughing. They look at each other, stop and step apart a little bit.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?
Rachel: No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a huge step down!
(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Director: Aw come on Joey, it's easy. Y'know, it's hand, hand, head, head, (very quickly, Joey watches stunned) up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand sissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Joey: Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...