words in movies
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Well, its a long story, but umm I broke Joeys chair
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
Joey: (walking past) True story! (Goes and sits down.)
Joey: You know what you shouldve done, you should have told yourself that little story.
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHAN: Yes, yes it is, short story, that I was writing.
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
Chandler: You mean the lully story?
Teleplay: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Directed by: Sheldon Epps Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Chandler: Ohhh-hoo, funny story!
Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Story by: Greg Malins Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
[Scene: The plane. Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left. The one on her left is still wearing his headphones.]
Rachel: Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
Teleplay by: Michael Curtis Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!
Chandler: Thats it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
Story by: Mark J. Kunerth & Pang-ni Landrum Teleplay by: Scott Silveri & Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Andrew Reich and Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Chandler: We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!
Rachel: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]
Monica: Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.
Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer Story by: Brian Caldirola Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.
Rachel: What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.
Ross: Yeah, itll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!
Teleplay by: Tracy Reilly Story by: Robert Carlock Produced by: Robert Carlock & Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa Final check by Kim
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Story by: Alicia Sky Varinaitis Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
RACHEL: Yeah, I love that story. Um, I got a question for you guys. Why do people keep is saying that is good to see me up and about?
Phoebe: Yes. Once. Yeah, a little. He kinda did it to himself. It's not really a good story.
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Monica: Listen, Im sure that dad doesnt care. He probably thought this was funny; hell be telling this story for years!
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Ross: You gotta hear this story.
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Rachel: Thats a good story, Grandpa.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Teleplay by: Gigi McCreery & Perry Rein Story by: Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Did you not understand the story?
Chandler: Can I finish my story?!
Chandler: Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Elizabeth: What a nice story!
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
Rachel: (interrupting her) Oh Phoebe, thats a great story. Can you tell it to me when youre getting me some iced tea? (Phoebe gets up and Rachel groans.) (To the baby) Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Kathy: Cute assistant! Whats his story? Is he
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
JOEY: If it's not you, this is a horrible story.
Monica: Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
Teleplay: Robert Carlock Story: Scott Silveri Directed by: Gary Halvorson Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Sebastiano & Vanessa
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Ross: and thats the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising lifes triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago.
Chandler: Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Phoebe: So that story doesnt make you cry?
Joey: Uh Rach, if youre gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine.
Phoebe: Was that story over?
Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
Monica: You used the Europe story!
Chandler: An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Story by: Pan-ni Landrum & Mark J. Kunerth Teleplay by: Adam Chase Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Brian Boyle Story by: Zachary Rosenblatt Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
Rachel: Its the same story.
Mrs. Bing: Well, its a funny story.
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Hey! We were not on aOkay. Thats fine! Fine. Yknow what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?
Teleplay by: Wil Calhoun Story by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?
Rachel: Oh yeah. Thats a great story.
The Fan: No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store arent gonna believe this! (Exits.)