words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe are there reading. Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica. She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her. The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back. Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it.]
Joey: Sure, what do you want to see?
Monica: I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!
(Ross isn't sure what to do with that comment.)
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.
Chandler: Sure. What's up?
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Rachel: Well, sure! Come in! (He enters) Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?
Joey: Sure, if you cared enough to call it first.
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!
VAN DAMME: Sure.
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Joey: Sure I do! Its a verb! As in, "I behalfin it!"
Joey: Sure.
All: Oh thatd be great. Sure!
Chandler: I sure did.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Monica: Yeah, sure.
Robert: Sure.
Richard: You really sure?
Ross: Well we-we dont know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this. (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesnt know what to make of it.) Of course, this is just conjecture. Okay, thats uh, thats all for today. (Everyone starts to get up.) Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Joey: Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Rachel: Oh yeah, sure, that too.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monicas. Ill be right back. (She goes to get it.)
Joey: Sure! As long as they dont find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
Rachel: You sure?
Monica: Sure.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
Rachel: Oh, Mon, sure.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Ross: Sure, whats up?
Ross: (checks his watch) Sure, okay.
Rachel: Sure.
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
Joey: Are you sure?
Joey: Sure.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Joey: Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
Chandler: I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Ross: Oh sure, "Ross will do it!" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Rachel: Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.
Joey: Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)
Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Ross: Oh, sure! Im sure.
Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down.)
Rachel: Are you sure?
Joey: Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing.
Ross: Oh, Im sure.
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Ross: Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! (they all look at each other when Ross grabs a plate) Guess what happened at work today...
Joey: Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight.
Joey: Uhhhh. (Hes not sure)
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Chandler: (confused) Sure...
Ross: (in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart.
Chandler: Sure. (Pause) And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way. (Retreats in defeat.)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Phoebe: Sure. Yeah, hes kinda sexy.
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Chandler: I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. (Ross hides in the bedroom again)
Joey: Sure I do. (holding up his own dessert) Coule?
GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. [gets a box with the pictures] This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.
Phoebe: Really?! Are you sure?
Joey: Sure! Where are the seats?
The Waiter: Well, sure, that too.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Monica: Are you sure?
The Interviewer: So, lets talk about women. Im sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.
Chandler: Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment.
Rachel: Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!
Joey: Sure! (Monica gets very depressed) But hey, you know this way sounds good too.
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Rachel: Sure.
All: Yeah, sure.
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Chandler: But are you sure you can do this?
Monica: The babies are asleep, Im sure youll be okay on your own for a while!
Joey: Yeah, sure.
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it.
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!
Ross: Sure. (He opens the door to Joey. Needless to say, Joey's stunned.) Joey
Monica: Are you sure?
Chandler: Im sure youre right, but why?
Rachel: Yeah, sure, okay. Okay.