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Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Monica: Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I cant. I couldnt even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.
Ross: Y'know what I didnt wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? Youre not my girlfriend anymore so...
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Well yeah, dont-dont you think its a she?
Chandler: I dont know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I cant tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.
Chandler: You dont think I get up when you get up?
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Chandler: And you dont think taking care of our chick is work?
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Ross: Ohh. (He drops the shoes, takes the brush from her, and licks the tip. He doesnt like how it tastes.)
Rachel: Okay, now make it even, cause we dont...
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Ross: No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?
Rachel: Since when, since when do you think I dont wear enough of this?
Phoebe: But I cant tell you.
Monica: Okay, but wouldnt it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.
Phoebe: Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldnt tell, and I swore to like all my gods.
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Rachel: Come on! I dont want you thinking of me like that any more!
Rachel: Im sorry, I just cant go to the hospital lookin like this.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Phoebe: I dont know! (frantically points at Monica)
Phoebe: I cant!!
Chandler: I did! But the store wouldnt take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?
(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesnt want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)
Chandler: If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
Monica: I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.
Monica: You still have feelings for me dont you?
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Monica: And well, we probably shouldnt see each other anymore. Im sorry.
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
Ross: Rach, you cant look fat in an x-ray.
Rachel: Ross, why didnt you tell me that?
Chandler: Chicks dont swim.
Chandler: I dont know. Should we try it?
Chandler: See, I told you they dont swim. (He goes to take it out)
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Rachel: (thinks) I dont know.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Joey: Well, I dont know!!
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Monica: I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Ross: Okay, so it wasnt uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Ross: I dont think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there (Joey nods his disapproval.)
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!
Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you dont want to talk about it, thats fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...
Smart Kid: Isnt the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic?
Joey: You wont boss me around anymore?
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Ross: Is-isnt it the best?
Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Rachel: Yeah, dont push it though.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Joey: Yeah but I didnt read anything.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Phoebe: You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Joey: Or, I could just point to it! Huh? Blah, blah, blah, Purina One, point to a bag today. (She just looks at him.) I didnt get it, did I?
Chandler: Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!
Phoebe: Isnt it cool! Varoom! Varoom!
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Phoebe: Okay, dont panic. Im gonna go to the store, Im gonna get you another set of nails, no ones gonna know, and youre gonna look great. (She runs over to get her coat.) Oh! Oh, its cause theyre gonna eatthats the problem.
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
The Woman: Please, cant you help me out?
Phoebe: You wont let go?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Ross: So listen uh, I know you and I havent really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Phoebe: Okay, so maybe you dont get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Yknow? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, yknow? Or an engagement tiara? Orooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner.
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Michelle: No, wait, you don�t have my phone number!
Phoebe: You didnt notice she was wearing different clothes?!
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Chandler: (thinking) All right, this isnt so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because Ive got my boat.
Phoebe: So you wouldnt mind if he was dating someone else?
Joey: I dont know.
Ross: I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?
Ross: I dont think you have much choice.
Chandler: Well, we dont want that.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Phoebe: Look, why dont you just pay for it yourself?
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Joey: Oh yeah? (opens up the center and takes out the stereo) If I cant, Ill knock five bucks off the price off the unit.
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Rachel: Oh I dont-I dont know.
Phoebe: Dont interrupt me!!
Ross: I cant believe this!!
Rachel: You cant, because of the new skylight!
Robin: Why is this happening to me?! I dont know, maybe its my wound.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
Chandler: I dont want to say.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Ross: Well maybe she wouldnt have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Aunt Millie: Isnt it a beautiful wedding?!
Melissa: (laughs) Oh you dont have to be (Laughs again) sorry. Im Im obviously kidding. Im not in love with you. (To Phoebe) Im not in love with her. I dont hear coconuts banging together. Yeah, I dont picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. Anyway, I gotta go. Eh kiss good-bye? (Rachel stares at her stunned.) No? Okay. (Hurries into the cab and drives off.)
Chandler: Couldnt I just say, "This is Ross?"
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Okay, dont be mad at me, but I couldnt resist.
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont really their permission.
Phoebe: Although, dont feel like you cant visit.
Rachel: You dont even know!
Joey: No I wont.