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Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Monica: You dont think that umm, (reading) "The chefs Mahi Mahi was awful awful," is bad press?
Rachel: I didnt write it.
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Chandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world, dont ya?
Cashier: Why dont you fill out this address card. (Hands him one.)
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Rachel: Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasnt on the list. A whore.
Phoebe: Well did she know you two werent married?
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Phoebe: Yeah, just dont get your hopes up.
Phoebe: Yknow! You dont make a very good first impression.
Phoebe: Oh you dont know.
The Food Critic: I dont see any reason why I would do that to myself again.
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Chandler: I cant even believe this! I really come off that badly?
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Phoebe: I cant help you.
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: I-I-Im sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didnt hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?
Chandler: I think youll find if I come to work here, I dont micro-manage. I dont shy away from delegating.
Phoebe: Um-hmm, thats good to know. But lets stop focusing on what you dont do, and start focusing on what you do do.
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Monica: Okay then, I dont stink. Im a good chef. Okay. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Ross: We live together. Youre having our baby. Im not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you dont want something more?
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesnt move and is lost in thought.)
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Rachel: (laughs) Well okayWell dont ruin it! Just play along at least!
Chandler: No I didnt!
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Chandler: Dont worry about it Pheebs.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Joey: I cant believe this Chandler!
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Ross: It wasnt the best.
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
Joey: Oh, you werent finished?
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Tag: I cant believe it!
Phoebe: Okay, dont give me a reason to get mad, okay
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Rachel: You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesnt even fit you anymore!
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasnt improved.]
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Chandler: I cant help it!
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Phoebe: You dont have to be back for a half-hour!
Hypnosis Tape: Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Rachel: (thinks) I dont know.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Joey: Well, I dont know!!
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Monica: I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Ross: Okay, so it wasnt uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Ross: I dont think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there (Joey nods his disapproval.)
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Monica: (gives her a look) Gee, I dont know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!
Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you dont want to talk about it, thats fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...
Smart Kid: Isnt the Mastodon from the Pliocene Epic?
Joey: You wont boss me around anymore?
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Ross: Is-isnt it the best?
Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I dont know what to say.
Rachel: Yeah, dont push it though.