words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
[Scene: The bathroom at the restaurant, Chandler and Joey are talking.]
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
[Scene: Out in the hall, the firemen are talking.]
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Phoebe: Okay, this is what Im talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys.]
Joey: Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]
Phoebe: What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are talking. Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier. Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong.]
(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
[Scene: Central Perk, the cast of Friends along with Conan OBrien are sitting and talking.]
The Fan: I have no idea what youre talking about. But I, but I just got Phoebe Buffays autograph!
CHANDLER: Well you know, we got to talking and uh, he said he needed a place and I had a spare room.
Rachel: Ross, what are you talking about? (she sees the cake) oh! Oh my God! They put my baby’s face on a penis!
Ross: That doesn't matter! We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.
Joey: Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Chandler: Well now-now youre just talking crazy.
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Monica: Sweety, what are you talking about?
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Ross: please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Monica: (still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! But you cant tell anybody!
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
PHOEBE: That you don't stop talking about it.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Phoebe: I know you didnt, I was talking about Monica.
[Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking.]
Chandler: Ginger. Im talking to Ginger, so....
Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasnt talking to you.
CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
[Scene: A hallway, Monica and Dan are talking.]
Joey: Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are talking.]
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Monica:: Eww are you talking about my bother.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachels, who is now showing, stomach.]
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Phoebe: Okay, they're just talking...
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Rachel and Monica are talking to each other.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Frankie? What're you talking about?
Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is talking to Chandler. Joey is making a snack at the bar.]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
[Scene: The couch store, Ross is talking to a saleswoman.]
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Ross: (quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello.
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)