words in movies
Ross: Hey, tell Dan, Thanks.
Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes!
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont know
Monica: So do you think that these picturesAre, are they trying to tell a story?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Rachel: Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right. (Joey nods.) A smile goes a long way. (Joey smiles) And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin.
Rachel: Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Monica: Hey, its Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why dont you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?
Monica: Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler.
Monica: (embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didnt even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right youre off my list.
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Tell me.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
Tim: I gotta tell you, you look great now.
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
Chandler: See Joe, not that thats not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Yknow, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!
RACH: [to Monica] Is that him again? Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighin' me down.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
PHOEBE: No, I think you should tell them.
MR A: Well, I don't know what to tell you dear. The only thing I can think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to see everything.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
ROSS: C'mon, just tell me, please, please.
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Phoebe: I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)
Rachel: Well I was gonna tell him that Im-Im gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Chandler: I cant believe you didnt tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
JOEY: (to Chandler) What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Rachel: Excuse me! (and she walks back to Joey, who is still looking very impressed about what Ross said to him. Rachel looks at him and hits him.) You didn't tell him, did you?
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Phoebe: (overacting badly) I cant! My circuits are fried! Theyre fried I tell you!!
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?
Rachel: Yeah but, maybe its not what we think. Maybe its tell Monica Im sorry I drank the last of the milk.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
CHANDLER: Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number.
Ross: (puzzled) Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so much, you guys! (to Phoebe) Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Phoebe: Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks thats better than Relaxi Cab.
Ross: What? Come on Rach, tell me what youre thinking?
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
Joey: You know, ah, Ive been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, its not my fault. Its a natural instinct.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Phoebe: Well, if you dont want your mother to move in with you, just tell her.
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
VAN DAMME: You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
Mr. Waltham: All right, Ill tell her. (To his wife) Come on bugger face!
Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Ross: You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
Monica: (grabs the guitar away from her) No, Phoebe, Ill tell you what, if you get ready now Ill let you play it at the wedding.
Ross: I'm gonna tell Mom.
Rachel: I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Phoebe: Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.
Rachel: Can I please be there when you tell her? (Joey nods yes.)
MONICA: Alright, well tell me one of yours.
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
RACH: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look?
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: Oh please, somebody tell me I dont have to go to work today!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Chandler: Come on, tell me.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Joey: Hey, I tell you what. Lets you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!
Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own
Doug: Oh, is it the swearing? I mean is it the constant swearing? Because I gotta tell ya, if it is, you can just... kiss my ass!
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
RYAN: [Puts his hands over Phoebe's ears.] I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight.
Joey: Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair. (To Chandler.) You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
Joey: I cant tell you that, no.
Phoebe: Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Rachel: (to Ross) Tell him.
Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
Rachel: All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
Monica: Are you trying to tell me that were moving to Oklahoma, or that youre gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]