words in movies
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
JOEY: Oh, is today the day you're gonna tell them about you two?
PHOEBE: No, I think you should tell them.
MR. GELLER: C'mon, tell us.
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
PHOEBE: Just, you know, long time ago. Well, when men used to tell women what to do - a lot. And then there was suffrage, which is a good thing but is sounds horrible. Do you want to get this tattoo?
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
MR. GELLER: I tell you, I've never seen him this happy.
CHANDLER: Alright I'll tell you what, I'll play you for it.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Phoebe: (disappointed) Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Joey: Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Joey: Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now Im not saying that theres any connection here yknow, but they did tell me thats why they got divorced.
Phoebe: Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge.
Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.
Joey: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.
Joey: Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone.
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
Rachel: Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like...
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
CHANDLER: Please tell me you know which one is our baby.
Ross: Hey, y'know while were on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you dont live here anymore.
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Joey: Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
ROSS: Go over there and tell that woman the truth.
Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys another sip.)
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Melanie: Oooh, I gotta tell you... you are nothing like I thought you would be.
Joey: Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Tag: Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Phoebe: You were supposed to tell her!
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Joey: Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Policeman: Well I tell you what
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Phoebe: Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that hes changed his name, yknow? Tell Monica Im sorry.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Phoebe: Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
JOEY: See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?
Joey: All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why dont you tell us a little something about you Ross?
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Fireman No. 3: Are you kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!
Phoebe: Oh no, she wont tell us.
(Notices Ross looking at him and stops. Ross gives him his 'quiet down' maneuver. Okay, this may take a while to explain, so center this on you screen and place your hands about a foot apart with your fingers together and pointing straight up. Now take you fingers and point them at the other hand and making a 90-degree angle with each of your hands and the first knuckle counting up from the wrist. Now take your right hand, no your other right (that was for the dyslexics), and lower it a couple of inches, so that the fingers are pointing at your wrist. Now take your arms and keeping the elbows bent and your hands in front of you spread out your arms, kinda like making a bird's wing. Now hunch your shoulders over and move you hands up and down as if you are trying to tell some one to turn it down. That's Ross 'quiet down' maneuver. Well, there is an accompanying face, but I don't want to try and describe it as well.)
JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Ross: Really? Well then tell it to me.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Phoebe: That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
Ross: You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we havent actually met...
Joey: Oh! Tell her shes not marriage material.
Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Dr. Franzblau: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them.
Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.
Monica: I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Rachel: Joey, you cant keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.
Joey: Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
(Ross and Joey urge Chandler to tell Rachel.)
Rachel: All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What?
Dr. Green: Who is the father? Oh no! Please dont tell me its her! (Points at Phoebe.)
Julie: I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.
Ross: I was going to tell you, but
Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Phoebe: Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh)
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
ROSS: Hi, we're visitiing. It's Ben and his da-da. Da-da. Can you say da-da? Look, I'm gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so you might as well try.
Ross: (Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.
Rachel: No, I dont want to tell you.
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks at him.) I didnt say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!