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Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Ross: Okay, okay, Ill tell em it wasnt Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]
Monica: Ross, if you dont tell them, then I will!
[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]
Ross: Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it cant? Okay.
Joey: Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Phoebe: Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, Id tell her off.
Chandler: (to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea?
Ross: You tell them to wait!
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.
Chandler: Then why didnt you tell me to do that?!!
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Fat Monica: Oh gosh, listen if you and Chip do it tonight, promise me you'll tell me everything.
Monica: (Gasps) What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
Phoebe: So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Monica: Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
Joey: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
Ross: Yes, tell me.
Monica: What?! You can'twhat did you tell her?
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Rachel: Yknow, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that youre going out with Chip Matthews?
Rachel: Look Joey, Im sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
Joey: Well I tell ya, I should probably buy a place in the city first. (Realizes.) And I just got what you meant againThat isI tell ya, that is a tricky one!
RACHEL: Oh yeah. Well, at least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy I thought he was cute.
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
Monica: Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Chandler: Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
Chandler: Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont know
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Ross: Then tell him quickly.
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Joey: What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
(Joey puts his finger over his mouth to tell Ross to keep quiet. Ginger looks at Monica who looks away and leave.)
Phoebe: Tell him it's for you.
Rachel: Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.
PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.
Rachel: Tell her to wear her own earrings.
Monica: Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.
Ross: Anyway seriously, uh just just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. (walks towards the door until )
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Rachel: Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here.
Rachel: Yeah well unless we tell him.
Phoebe: I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.
Joey: You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? (tickles her a little)
Ross: Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again.]
Chandler: They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
Joey: Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else.