words in movies
JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
MONICA: That's your call.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
MR. GELLER: There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine, and if you need a little extra, you know where to find it. [pulls a quarter from behind her ear]
RACHEL: [comes up from behind the bar and startles Chandler] Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found? [holds up Chandler's bracelet]
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
PHOEBE: I know who it is you remind me of. Evelyn Dermer. 'Course, that's before she got the lousy face lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Monica: Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible. (looks at Chandler) That's right, I know some stuff!
Monica: (looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Monica: That's so sweet. Find anything?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
PHOEBE: You know what, that's it, that's it. [She rips off the mits, Ryan follows her lead.]
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Monica: Yeah! I think that's great!
Ross: Yep! That's my thing...
Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be a...
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Rachel: (sighs) Oh... That's true.
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Chandler: (yawning) Oh, that's great.
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
ROSS: (pause) That's okay.� We'll talk about (pause) something else.� (They pause.� They drink.)
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
RACHEL: That's my bubby!
Chandler: What? That's terrible!
Rachel: That's right!
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.
Monica: That's stealing!
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Phoebe: (realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Chandler: That's insane!
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: No, that's David.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.