words in movies
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.
Chandler: All right, that's it, give me your underwear.
Monica: (looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Monica: That's so sweet. Find anything?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
PHOEBE: You know what, that's it, that's it. [She rips off the mits, Ryan follows her lead.]
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Monica: Yeah! I think that's great!
Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be a...
Ross: Yep! That's my thing...
Rachel: (sighs) Oh... That's true.
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Chandler: (yawning) Oh, that's great.
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
ROSS: (pause) That's okay.� We'll talk about (pause) something else.� (They pause.� They drink.)
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
RACHEL: That's my bubby!
Chandler: What? That's terrible!
Rachel: That's right!
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.
Monica: That's stealing!
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Phoebe: (realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
Chandler: That's insane!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: No, that's David.
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
Ross: Yeah, that's it?
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Monica: That's just good sense!
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: That's why!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Rachel: Oh! That's great!
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.